I'm using parchment tissues

[BigOnYa]

I ran out of normal tissues and my nose keeps running. This is the Only paper I have to use. Has this ever happened to you. Call me, we'll talk about it.

 

[CoolMe]

I ran out of normal tissues and my nose keeps running. This is the Only paper I have to use. Has this ever happened to you. Call me, we'll talk about it.
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You'd have attachment issues using that, in fact you're better off using the carton part than the parchment paper in your use case.

 

[Flame]

I mean, this is a known life hack since covid

 

[CoolMe]

I mean, this is a known life hack since covid

In the Covid days people were stocking up on TP and ma boi Flame here was taking all the parchment he could find

 

[Flame]

In the Covid days people were stocking up on TP and ma boi Flame here was taking all the parchment he could find

Why not both?

 

[AncientBoi]

One word. Sandpaper.

And it's perfect for Backsides also

 

[BigOnYa]

One word. Sandpaper.

And it's perfect for Backsides also

Reminds me of what you call that cheap TP that's in Portable toilets = John Wayne Paper : Cause it don't take shit off nobody!

 

[AncientBoi]

Reminds me of what you call that cheap TP that's in Porta Johns = John Wayne Paper : Cause it don't take shit off nobody!

True. But this will Scrape that off

 

[CoolMe]

One word. Sandpaper.

Is that what you use to polish the edges on that anus of yours?