I work at Dairy Queen

[lagman]

Where are my free samples?

 

[WildWon]

Where are my free samples?

Just run down to your local DQ and tell em Mr Malice sent ya for a free samples. Worked for me! >_>

 

[Mr Malice]

Where are my free samples?

Sorry we're extremely cheap. Too cheap to give you samples.

QUOTE(WildWon @ Jun 26 2008, 09:40 AM)Just run down to your local DQ and tell em Mr Malice sent ya for a free samples. Worked for me! >_>

Fine, take it out of my paycheck, you'll just be starvin' another college kid down on his luck

 

[Scathraax]

What the hell is the Tin Roof blizzard/sundae (I can't remember which of those two it was) that I keep seeing on the sign? I never go to DQ, so I can't ask the people that work there.

 

[Mr Malice]

I used to get a coke float (coke and vanilla ice cream). DQ had the best. Do they still serve these and are they still any good?

Yesm. We still have 'em, and fortunately they're the only thing I can eat there anymore. Root Beer Float still good tho.

 

[Mr Malice]

What the hell is the Tin Roof blizzard/sundae (I can't remember which of those two it was) that I keep seeing on the sign? I never go to DQ, so I can't ask the people that work there.

Tin Roof Brownie Blizzard is is a combination of Mini-Brownie Pieces, Cocoa Fudge, and the kicker, Choco-covered peanuts. Of course mixed up in the usual DQ fashion. I have seen people get this in a sundae though too.

Pro-tip: Get mediums of anything when asked the size. It's the best deal.

 

[Westside]

I work at Tim Hourtons now that I quit heavy labourer, it's actually pretty terrible too. I get only 2 breaks for 8 hours which are around 10 to 15 minutes an entire shift, only $8.75 an hour (minimum wage) and the only good thing I can think of is the fact that almost everything in the store is free. Trust me, after a while, you'll get used to any kind of job. One summer, I even did construction, I nearly died in the beginning, but I got used to it.

 

[Scathraax]

Tin Roof Brownie Blizzard is is a combination of Mini-Brownie Pieces, Cocoa Fudge, and the kicker, Choco-covered peanuts. Of course mixed up in the usual DQ fashion. I have seen people get this in a sundae though too.

Pro-tip: Get mediums of anything when asked the size. It's the best deal.

That sounds... not so good.

I shall avoid it should I ever venture over to DQ. Thanks!

 

[Mr Malice]

Tin Roof Brownie Blizzard is is a combination of Mini-Brownie Pieces, Cocoa Fudge, and the kicker, Choco-covered peanuts. Of course mixed up in the usual DQ fashion. I have seen people get this in a sundae though too.

Pro-tip: Get mediums of anything when asked the size. It's the best deal.

That sounds... not so good.

I shall avoid it should I ever venture over to DQ. Thanks!

Well if you don't like that, it's alright because most DQ's have thrown it out by now. Here is some interesting facts:

• *Next Month's blizzard: Girl Scout's Thin Mint
  *Next Month's Food special: Chili Cheese Dog meal for (Some cheap price, up to the store)
  *My fave. Blizzard is an Oreo Cheesecake after that it's Cookie Dough
  *I work front and back. Not at the same time, just different days. My boss likes to keep me up front.
  *Iron Grilled Sandwhiches are very good, like a grilled club sandwhich.
  *Unfortunately the Ultimate BLT Iron Grilled Sandwhich will kill you, 7 pieces of bacon on it.
  *Dairy Queens just got rid of the hot hickory BBQ sauce for the Chicken Strips, now there is a cold sauce available behind the counter
  *No matter what the price, we're still losing money
  *All DQ stores must make the change to become a DQ Grill & Chill by 2011.
  *DQ Grill and Chills Offers the same food and products but with a new more close to home feel, with a more urban, rural enviorment feel to it when inside.

 

[PBC]

I've only seen 2 DQs in my life. And only gone in once. I can't justify spending 5 bucks on an icecream. Even when I was a kid...

All I can do when I think about DQ is sing this song by MC Chris. Its called DQ blizzard.



Name's MC, my band's the Lee Majors.
Put us on the bill, and boy ya hit paydirt.
When I'm on the mic, girlies wanna flizzirt,
but I tell' em chill like a DQ Blizzard.
Help me like a DQ Blizzard, D-DQ Blizzard.
Help me like a DQ Blizzard, D-DQ Blizzard.

Lyrics...you know you want them

 

[P33KAJ3W]

Do you ever offer the kids cones in the Baseball caps anymore?

 

[DarkAura]

How long did it take you perfect the swirl the for ice cream cones?

 

[Mr Malice]

Do you ever offer the kids cones in the Baseball caps anymore?

Not that I know of. My DQ stopped giving away toys a long time ago. Everytime I go out to our sheds... there are boxes and boxes of toys.

BTW everyone, I just got back from a shitty day.

 

[Mr Malice]

How long did it take you perfect the swirl the for ice cream cones?

About a day for the swirl but not joking you, 5 weeks for the fucking cone. Just to get the balls right and the right shape, the right size, the right weight... The swirl was the easiest to the bitch that was the cone.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Have you ever--or witnessed some coworker--spitting in or doing something gross to a troublesome customers food?

 

[Mr Malice]

Nope. We're very civil for a fast-food store. Ice Cream since it's done in front of customers, too hard to mess with peoples food. However the cooks in back are a unknown, they could but I'm sure they don't.

 

[JPH]

Would you like fries with that shake?

 

[Mr Malice]

Would you like fries with that shake?

Ugh. This just puts me right back at that, "Feels like I'm corrupting the population." feeling. I'M MAKING PEOPLE FAT AND DISGUSTING!

PEOPLE SHOULD NOT JUST COME IN AND CONSUME 15 DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS IN ONE SITTING. Not Normal what so ever. Plus it's super disgusting to watch....