I swear I didn't..

[tinymonkeyt]

 

[soulfire]

epic XD

some one must have used your email XD

and is now hoping that you confirm it

 

[Xtreme2damax]

I get spam, but nothing like this asking me to confirm something I didn't sign up for. It seems like the once notorious Gmail is getting quite an influx of spam.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

 

[Hadrian]

Just something you get when you're on Yahoo Mail, which is why I never use it. Worse spam than Hotmail.

 

[B-Blue]

Holy shit! Fuck gmail! I'm moving to Yahoo.

 

[Hadrian]

Fucking Gmail, not had any damn spam there...where are my lolz? Had to rely on MuppetInvasion, that is how bad its become.

 

[Brian117]

Hadrian...we all know you signed up at HipHopHoneys.com.

Don't hide that fact.

 

[Hadrian]

Actually it was ElitistHipsterSlags.org, indie chicks are hotter than chav chicks.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Hadrian...we all know you signed up at HipHopHoneys.com.

Don't hide that fact.

Type that in the address bar, you get this

http://www.youtube.com/user/keithfromupdablock

 

[Brian117]

Hadrian...we all know you signed up at HipHopHoneys.com.

Don't hide that fact.

Type that in the address bar, you get this

http://www.youtube.com/user/keithfromupdablock

Lies. It's supposed to redirect you to Rockstars website. >_>

Actually, typing it in for myself, it DOES direct you to that page. What the hell!? Guess Rockstar got rid of that domain. Fuck knows why it directs to some guys YouTube.

 

[Dr.Killa]

yes you did you fuckin pervert is this shit supposed to be funny you are the reason why our fucking kids are fucking obsessed with porn now they will never find true love you fucking bitch

 

[Brian117]

yes you did you fuckin pervert is this shit supposed to be funny you are the reason why our fucking kids are fucking obsessed with porn now they will never find true love you fucking bitch

Not my fault! I blame Rockstar Games for saying that in a Grand Theft Auto 3 radio station.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

 

[Gore]

All I get are invitations to eHarmony.

 

[CannonFoddr]

All I get are invitations to eHarmony.

So do I - as well as 'further education','Job Offers','Life Insurance',the usual 'Sex Improvement' type and the best one 'Here's a great online shop I've discovered' apparently sent by ME to MYSELF (I'm on Hotmail BTW)
Luckily most of these get caught in the Junk folder

 

[NeSchn]

Someones a dirty girl.... lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlwlawlawlawlawlawlawl

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Someones a dirty girl.... lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlwlawlawlawlawlawlawl

You're right, she is quite dirty..

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Dear Friend,

Please pardon me for the informal way this email is reaching you.It is not my intention to reach you through the internet but because I do not have your full information hence I decided to contact you through this means.

My name is Sese Zugulu, A Zimbabwean citizen presently in a refugee camp in Ghana due to crises in my Country coupled with the assassination of my late father Mr. Desmond Zugulu who was killed by President Robert Mugabe war vetern association who are calling for the seizure of farm lands from all white settlers which is legally and morally wrong.

My father due to his stand over these issues fell out with the ruling party of President Robert Mugabe, Now I, my mother and my kid sister had to flee from our Country to find refuge here in GHANA.Before the death of my Father he was a major dealer in Diamonds and Merchandise, he secretly moved these funds acquired over the years from various lucrative deals in Two(2) Trunk Boxes and Deposited it in a Security Deposit Company in Ghana.

At the time of Deposit, my father told the Security Company that it is family valuables that are Contained in the Boxes, The Total amount contained in one box is $20 MILLION USD and 50Kg of Gold Dust unknowingly to the Security Company.Please I want you to know that when my father got wind of the plot by Robert Mugabe to kill him, he instructed the Security Deposit Company in Ghana to move the Boxes containing the money and Gold Dust to DUBLIN, IRELAND by diplomatic Courier Service.

Unfortunately my late father could not escape out of Zimbabwe.The Boxes are presently under the care of the diplomat and Diplomatic Shipping Co. that took them to DUBLIN, IRELAND but the Diplomat or the Customs don't know that it is money that are in the Boxes.

We have all the vital Documents covering the deposit with us, all we need is a trust worthy, God fearing and experienced person that will help us to invest this money abroad and take us as one family and will also buy a house for us over there where we can live safely.

I really need your help and I promise that you will be handsomely rewarded for your kind assistance and time.


Thanks and God bless.
SESE ZUGULU.
FOR THE FAMILY
SpamBlog

 

[Dr.Killa]

you shouldn't have opened it. now they will just keep sending more