I hate my brother

[Hells Malice]

i have no baseball bat

...what.
How is life possible without the million and one functions brought on by a baseball bat?
How do you put on your pants one baseball bat at a time without a baseball bat?!

You sir, have boggled my mind.
Expect a baseball bat in the mail.


Followed by several baseball bats in the mail.

Followed by a few baseball bats in the mail.

Followed by no baseball bats in the mail, because i'm not made of money.

 

[Maz7006]

be the more mature one and dnt reply do what he does

he probably does it on purpose to take the piss out of you

he'll eventually stop after 10 min thinking he'd won

... used to work wonders with my brothers back in the day.

 

[SixtySixHundred]

Swap his toothpaste for haemorrhoid cream.

Should work like a charm!

If that fails, a good swift kick to the chuddies will let him know who's boss...

 

[secretsauce]

lol chuddies, also i can't ignore him, COS HAVE TO PLAY TEH METAL GEAR!

but srs how can you ignore something like that? he isn't gonna turn the music off