I feel so sexy

[AlanJohn]

Today after school I was driving home.
I then saw a hot brunette with a lollipop, she looked at me.
Then she smiled, which made her even sexier...
It wasn't just a simple smile, it was like "I want you inside me" sexy smile.

Well, thats all. Now I must continue my life as a 12 year-old loser that will probably never have a girlfriend...

 

[BoxmanWTF]

I feel funny...

 

[thela_kid]

xD epic blog

 

[SinHarvest24]

She was probably a prostitute.

 

[ThePowerOutage]

NVM, actually read the full blog

 

[raulpica]

In Ukraine you drive cars at 12?

 

[Depravo]

Hot brunette with a lollipop?

Spoiler

 

[wasim]

Hot brunette with a lollipop?

Spoiler

i feel sorry for that brunette

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

"12 year old" driving?

Spoiler

 

[Paarish]

Are you sure she was smiling?
She was probably wincing at you

 

[Deleted User]

It was probably just a way of "Hey There" (Im only guessing c: don't flame me )

 

[SamAsh07]

Loool you troll xD

 

[Jockel]

Well that's awkward.
Quick Starfox, play me off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztRBs3riPsA

 

[Devante]

According to this site, the legal driving age in Ukraine is 18. link
Something smells fishy!

P.S. 12 year olds talking about being sexy and others being sexy? This world is F'ed.

 

[kyrodon]

Well that's awkward.
Quick Starfox, play me off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztRBs3riPsA

Star Fox?

Spoiler

 

[tagzard]

Ok. Seems legit.

Spoiler

E.O.F

 

[T.Kuranari]

Why are you guys thinking he was driving a car? He most likely rode a bike or was in a bus or something. Yes he said "driving home", but english is obviously not his native language.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Why are you taking anything AJ says seriously?

 

[Maz7006]

 

[AlanJohn]

I was driving the bus.
Sorry, my english is sucks.
Oh, and you can drive special cars here with stickers if you don't have a licence. They cant go over 50 km/h and ukrainian drivers must be 3-2 m's near the specialised car.

And why the f*ck is there "meet real guys" ad here?