How do you eat...

[Quadrotix]

Hello.
Right now I'm eating Hot-Dogs... and I've noticed that I'm way too lazy to eat them well prepared.
What do I mean with this?
That... where I live, we tend to eat Hot-Dogs as the following:
- We deep fry the sausages/weenies
- We grab a Hot-Dog bread, and we spread Mayo on each side. Some people spreads Mayo and Sour Cream on each side
- We put the Fried weenie and add chopped Tomatoes and Onions
- Top everything with Ketchup, Yellow Mustard and sometimes Chopped Jalapeños

Then I realized that, in some parts of the world, mainly USA they eat them with BOILED WEENIES and Mustard and Ketchup and that's it.
Like... WTF?
Not to judge them, but that's so weird.

How do you eat your Hot-Dogs?

I live in England and we literally just take the hot dog out the tin and eat it. Sometimes we microwave it, put some BBQ sauce on it, maybe even put it in a bun but boiling it? That just sounds wrong.

 

[Joe88]

If they have a casing on it then they have to be boiled, or if you have a griddle. If its too cold out to grill the skinless ones then they are fine boiled.

If you want to do it the quick and lazy way then take a hotdog wrap it with a paper towel and pop it in the microwave for 30 secs, comes out just like it was boiled, the paper towel basically steams the hot dog.

 

[Viri]

https://www.amazon.com/RollerDog-Stainless-Hotdog-Roller-RK4749K/dp/B004ZMHGZQ

If I owned one of these, I'd probably gain a lot of weight...

 

[godreborn]

Sometimes I'll put nothing on them or just mustard. Chili and a pickle spear in the bun with the dog is also good. I will usually pan fry them, sometimes in bacon grease if feeling ambitious. If I catch the dogs in a drunken state, I'll just nuke the sons of bitches in the microwave and call it good.

eating hot dogs like a drunken slob? jk

 

[sarkwalvein]

https://www.amazon.com/RollerDog-Stainless-Hotdog-Roller-RK4749K/dp/B004ZMHGZQ

If I owned one of these, I'd probably gain a lot of weight...

That's better than boiling, and less likely to kill you due to artery blockage than deep frying the hot dog.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Real

I don't know, hot dogs and coffee are pretty much the middle-aged American way of saying, "I give up."....I'm an advanced American

Seriously,

sausages

can be made from various meats, with a lot of fillers; generally: beef, chicken, pork, and sometimes people.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wjkgz9/human-blood-sausage-cannibalism-wtf

 

[Deleted User]

can be made from various meats, ometimes people.

Reminds me of The Wall video.
You know... children walking towards a meat grinder.

Edit: Why is my comment quoted? Who cares? I don't

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Wait... Human Sausages?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[DjoeN]

Actually I don't like wieners or whatever much ... I sometimes use german "bockwurst" but mostly if I eat meat it is Dutch Frikandel

Looks "special" if you don't know them right ?

Usually I gut them oben in the middle and just add Chili Ketchup chili powder and curry powder, sometimes I add garlic

Oh, YES, Frikadel Special: Witch Mayonnaise and Curry Ketchup and freshly fine cut Onions on top of that , YUMMIE

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Why is my comment quoted....for example, this.

You didn't take your reply out of the "quote".

 

[Deleted User]

You didn't take your reply out of the "quote".

I sure did, edited it and left the (QUOTE) at the end of your comment. But it still appears my comment quoted.

Never mind, I have children's weenies on my mind...
No... wait... that doesn't sound good...

I meant... little children being blended and shaped into meat... wait... no...

I mean... I have people eating other people as sausages... no wait... that's worse...

I'm scared...

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I'm scared...

It's okay....or it isn't, but that's the balance.

"FBI agent Lloyd Harrison told Huzler reporters, “The worst part is that it’s not only human meat, it’s child meat. The body parts were found across the US factories and were deemed too small to be adult body parts. This is truly horrible”.

You know they were talking about the sausage.

https://www.liveabout.com/human-meat-found-in-mcdonalds-factory-3298794

 

[sarkwalvein]

It's okay....or it isn't, but that's the balance.

"FBI agent Lloyd Harrison told Huzler reporters, “The worst part is that it’s not only human meat, it’s child meat. The body parts were found across the US factories and were deemed too small to be adult body parts. This is truly horrible”.

You know they were talking about the sausage.

https://www.liveabout.com/human-meat-found-in-mcdonalds-factory-3298794

You know, you want veal meat. The younger the meat, the more tender the steaks, etc.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

You know, you want veal meat.

I actually had four veal patties last night, but very soon, I plan to stop eating meat.

The pizza life is for me.

 

[Deleted User]

It's okay....or it isn't, but that's the balance.

"FBI agent Lloyd Harrison told Huzler reporters, “The worst part is that it’s not only human meat, it’s child meat. The body parts were found across the US factories and were deemed too small to be adult body parts. This is truly horrible”.

You know they were talking about the sausage.

https://www.liveabout.com/human-meat-found-in-mcdonalds-factory-3298794

HOOOOLY! I thought you were just kidding!
That's truly horrible!

 

[Hardline]

ketchup and strong mustard with roasted onions

 

[LawnMeower]

I liquefy everything in a smoothie maker