how can i get a girlfriend?

[Deleted member 716285]

no explanation required.

 

[Hayato213]

no explanation required.

Just hire Juanita as your girlfriend.

 

[Deleted member 681324]

Damn Veho's parents went all out

Always sad to see how good the rich kids had it, meanwhile the rest of us got a $20 blow up doll - even JD Vance had to fuck a couch

My parents bought me a $10 folding chair told me to sit on my hand to it goes numb and stranger myself

 

[x65943]

My parents bought me a $10 folding chair told me to sit on my hand to it goes numb and stranger myself

My parents bought me a $10 folding chair told me to sit on my hand to it goes numb and stranger myself. I know from experience dude, if you know what I mean

No you don't

Well not me personally but a guy i know... him and his numb hand GOT IT ON! WOO WEEEEE!

No they didn't

No, but you can imagine what it would be like if they did right, huh?

 

[SylverReZ]

Just hire Juanita as your girlfriend.

 

[Veho]

Well not me personally but a guy i know... him and his numb hand GOT IT ON! WOO WEEEEE!

A numb arm can be a symptom of heart attack or stroke

 

[x65943]

A numb arm can be a symptom of heart attack or stroke

Can cable feel his arm?

 

[Xdqwerty]

Can cable feel his arm?

Ancientboi can

 

[SylverReZ]

A numb arm can be a symptom of heart attack or stroke

The irony of jerking it off too hard.

 

[CoolMe]

You guys get girlfriends?

 

[Deleted member 716285]

You guys get girlfriends?

it's impossible to get one.

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Do your homework every day and listen to your parents.

man that's boring.

 

[CoolMe]

it's impossible to get one.

Not impossible

PA_Get();
Function that gets you anything in real life, even a girlfriend. But if you turn off your DS everything will end.

 

[Deleted member 716285]

Not impossible

dude my ds cannot be on for that long.

 

[CoolMe]

dude my ds cannot be on for that long.

Skill issue.

 

[Xdqwerty]

Tell her you love her

Yay this is correct

 

[Deleted member 716285]

Yay this is correct

it never worked for me but hey its worth trying next time i guess

 

[x65943]

Skill issue.

 

[CoolMe]

Tell her you love her

How can you when she doesn't exist?

 

[Xdqwerty]

How can you when she doesn't exist?

Then don't look for a "she" but for a "he"

 

[CoolMe]

Then don't look for a "she" but for a "he"

Then i'll remain gril-less