Help us save Countbisquit

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Jul 31, 2012

Help us save Countbisquit by AlanJohn at 4:19 PM (770 Views / 3 Likes) 20 replies

  1. AlanJohn
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    Hello. My name is Andrei (AlanJohn), and this is my dear friend Countbisquit. I have been friends with Countbisquit since third grade. We were always BFF, even though sometimes we had some failed negotiations. Countbisquit is a really cool guy, he's funny, sexy, and a complete weaboo. Now, recently, Countbisquit visited his doctor Alex Wilson, and we were both shocked: Countbisquit has been doing meth. Well, really, no, he isn't doing meth, or any drugs, or anything that really matters in this world, but, we found some conclusive evidence that he is becoming what we call a "furry". We have uncovered some chatlogs of him talking to another "furry" who we think infected him. It is still unknown if this "furry" is a woman or a faget, since the chatlogs are still in the lab, the scientists are reading them and shit. So, why do we need your help? It's quite simple: we want to save our friend. So, how you can help? It is simple: if you see Countbisquit, tell him to stop being a furry, since it can harm him.

    Regards,
    -Andrei Gamerovich Trollstein



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    Please?
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    Mmmmmm....No.

    But hey at least I thought about it.

    And it's the thought that counts.
     
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    Why wouldn't you help your fellow weaboo?
    (:
     
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    Furry is like...the lesser weeaboo. It's worse.

    SO NO.
     
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    No you retard!
    We want to cure him from this furry shit!
    :teach:
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    Let me rephrase that.

    NO. :angry: :hateit:
     
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    GODDAMNIT
    WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO FUCKING HEARTLESS?
    WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU? HUH?
     
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    I'd invest in a gun and shoot myself.


    EDIT: Err...no offence to any furries, that was a joke
     
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    Really!? Donate!?
    Why didn't I think of this, I want free money too!
     
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    SOME DAY, IT WILL BE RELEASED
    BUT IT WILL BE MADE BY EA AND GOING TO BE A COD CLONE
     
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    I think this is the first time AlanJohn has made me laugh. I'll do my best to not let it happen again.
     
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    I knew Countbisquit would turn out this way, it was inevitable.

    Euthanasia is sadly our only option now.
     
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    That's fine and all, but what's this have to do with japanese children? :tpi:
     
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