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Hello. My name is Andrei (AlanJohn), and this is my dear friend Countbisquit. I have been friends with Countbisquit since third grade. We were always BFF, even though sometimes we had some failed negotiations. Countbisquit is a really cool guy, he's funny, sexy, and a complete weaboo. Now, recently, Countbisquit visited his doctor Alex Wilson, and we were both shocked: Countbisquit has been doing meth. Well, really, no, he isn't doing meth, or any drugs, or anything that really matters in this world, but, we found some conclusive evidence that he is becoming what we call a "furry". We have uncovered some chatlogs of him talking to another "furry" who we think infected him. It is still unknown if this "furry" is a woman or a faget, since the chatlogs are still in the lab, the scientists are reading them and shit. So, why do we need your help? It's quite simple: we want to save our friend. So, how you can help? It is simple: if you see Countbisquit, tell him to stop being a furry, since it can harm him.
Regards,
-Andrei Gamerovich Trollstein
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