How about an animal with the trunk of an elephant (maybe smaller), the body of a piglet, the tail of a beaver, and the attitude of
the Killer Tortoise? It's called the royal Paraguaian Piteguar. An omnivorous little thing, slowly trotting through the underbrush of Paraguay's rain forests, feeding on nuts and berries, but also scavenging for carrion, known to gnaw at the feet of live animals too flabbergasted to move upon seeing something the size of a football trying to chew at their foot with teeth more accustomed to chewing salad. They stun smaller prey by slapping it with their tail, but with larger animals, they don't bother, they just charge in at a lazy trot and try to gnaw off as much as possible, although at the pressure their jaw can exert and given their dull teeth, it would take them ten to fifteen minutes to actually chew a bite off, say, an average human foot. A popular theory tells us that this tendency to attack, if we can call it that, animals ten times its size, is a remnant of its Chihuahua ancestry. Noone knows for sure.
EDIT: Two animals, you say? Well, you
could say the Piteguar is a mix of the duck-billed Platypuss and an elephant. Sans the poison haunches.
