Help me with a school project(not much effort need

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  1. Linkiboy
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    Anyway I have a biology project in which I have to make up a species from two existing Animalia species.

    /gbatemp/, what should I merge to create my awesome creation?
     
  2. kellyan95

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    Chuck Norris and Superman

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    Define Evil for my project.
     
  3. Linkiboy
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    Websters dictionary defines evil as "not good"
     
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    Myzopoda schliemanni + red ass monkey [​IMG]
     
  5. Linkiboy
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    How bout Lamprey and Humans? LAMPREY FINGERS!!!
     
  6. kellyan95

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    Oh, ty. I was thinking about starting with the question:
    "Are murderers evil?"

    And looking at evil through the theories of philosophers, psychologists, chemists, and clergy. 10 pages double spaced you think?
     
  7. MC DUI

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    Giraffe + Alligator?
     
  8. kellyan95

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    Hmm, Horse + Eagle?
     
  9. Linkiboy
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    isnt that just a demented gryphon
     
  10. juggernaut911

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    alligator and duck!
     
  11. Samutz

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    See that hole in your wall?
    RING RING RING RING RING RING! BANANA...
     
  12. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    a priest and a rabbi
     
  13. Linkiboy
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  14. Switchy

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    Awww it looks so cute!

    How about a tiger/duck mix?
     
  15. Veho

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    How about an animal with the trunk of an elephant (maybe smaller), the body of a piglet, the tail of a beaver, and the attitude of the Killer Tortoise? It's called the royal Paraguaian Piteguar. An omnivorous little thing, slowly trotting through the underbrush of Paraguay's rain forests, feeding on nuts and berries, but also scavenging for carrion, known to gnaw at the feet of live animals too flabbergasted to move upon seeing something the size of a football trying to chew at their foot with teeth more accustomed to chewing salad. They stun smaller prey by slapping it with their tail, but with larger animals, they don't bother, they just charge in at a lazy trot and try to gnaw off as much as possible, although at the pressure their jaw can exert and given their dull teeth, it would take them ten to fifteen minutes to actually chew a bite off, say, an average human foot. A popular theory tells us that this tendency to attack, if we can call it that, animals ten times its size, is a remnant of its Chihuahua ancestry. Noone knows for sure.


    EDIT: Two animals, you say? Well, you could say the Piteguar is a mix of the duck-billed Platypuss and an elephant. Sans the poison haunches.
     
  16. notnarb

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    rabbit / hamburger
     
  17. Veho

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    The spider-rabbit-monkey?

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    I wanted to suggest the rabbit spider monkey (like Frank), but I can't find the picture, and Shinji changed his avatar.