Guild's Flamebait News That Isn't Posted Thread

[Gahars]

TRIGGER WARNING: Common sense

 

[chavosaur]

Also Known as "I created a third party for wii u, and lived to tell the tale."

 

[Veho]

TRIGGER WARNING: Common sense

WOW, IT TOOK SO MUCH EXPERIENCE AND INSIDE KNOWLEDGE TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT MAKING AN AAA TITLE FOR 800,000 PEOPLE MAX* WOULD BE A WASTE OF MONEY ;O; I FEEL ENLIGHTENED ,O,






*Best selling games for any given platform only sell up to 20% of the platform userbase, max, so with 4 million WiiUs out there, the very best possible scenario is 800,000 copies sold. Not worth the investment.

 

[Gahars]

"Ouya Co-founder finds way off wild ride; world continues not to care."

 

[Foxi4]

Remember how the Steam Machine controller was supposed to have all these great features, like a touchscreen...

Spoiler

...no, actually it was four hotkey buttons...

Spoiler

...you know what? F*ck that too, actually. It ain't gonna have that either.

Spoiler

http://www.techspot.com/news/55353-valves-redesigned-steam-controller-drops-touchscreen-panel.html

inb4TouchpadsDroppedInFavorOfAnalogs+D-Pad ;O;

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Protip Foxi, the 4 buttons where just for the Beta controllers, not the end design. So your whole "LOL ACTUALLY IT HAS HOTKEYS" thing is wrong

 

[Foxi4]

Protip Foxi, the 4 buttons where just for the Beta controllers, not the end design. So your whole "LOL ACTUALLY IT HAS HOTKEYS" thing is wrong

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1860425

Fair enough though, Tom.

Still, I like how gradually Valve is innovating... towards the standard controller setup everyone knows and is comfortable with. They started from an absolute alien-like design and now it's becoming more and more familiar.

 

[Gahars]

Spoiler: Sphincter Smashed Bros.

 

[Foxi4]

Spoiler: Sphincter Smashed Bros.

Muahaha... oh, the tears... they're so palatable... I had to look the character up to know who she was, that's how popular she is!

Oh, the humanity!

 

[GameWinner]

Muahaha... oh, the tears... they're so palatable... I had to look the character up to know who she was, that's how popular she is!

Oh, the humanity!

I didn't even know she existed?

 

[Gahars]

Nintendo modifies projected income from 55 billion yen to -25 billion yen (that's a $240 million loss) for the fiscal year ending in 2014. Even the 3DS is performing well below expectations.

Above: Nintendo enthusiast receives a thorough butt blasting.

 

[chavosaur]

*loads up his flame gun in preparation for the next "Nintendos winning" thread*

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I shall bookmark these for future butthurt opportunities.

 

[GameWinner]

"It might not be doing THAT well but at least it's selling more than the Vita!!11 lolololol"

 

[chavosaur]

Actually, it looks like the Vita is Outselling the Wii U currently In Japan thanks to Final Fantasy
http://www.psu.com/a022145/PS-Vita-sales-boosted-in-Japan-thanks-to-Final-Fantasy-X-HD
#thestingisreal

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Yeah, the Vita is outselling the Wii U worldwide By like, 200k I think.

 

[Foxi4]

Nintendo modifies projected income from 55 billion yen to -25 billion yen (that's a $240 million loss) for the fiscal year ending in 2014. Even the 3DS is performing well below expectations. Above: Nintendo enthusiast receives a thorough butt blasting.

If by "expectations" they mean performance on the level of the DS, no s*it it's not meeting the quota - that system sold like cure for cancer, for whatever reason.

 

[GameWinner]

Actually, it looks like the Vita is Outselling the Wii U currently In Japan thanks to Final Fantasy
http://www.psu.com/a022145/PS-Vita-sales-boosted-in-Japan-thanks-to-Final-Fantasy-X-HD
#thestingisreal

Nintendo fans on suicide watch!

EDIT: http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=753197

Interesting...

 

[Foxi4]

Nintendo fans on suicide watch!

Yep - because the fact that some Japanese dude overseas isn't making as much money as he used to truly matters - it's the no.1 factor in my gaming experience.

 

[Gahars]

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/01...major-hit-following-sales-forecast-adjustment

It seems that Nintendo stock is tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...