Google Announces "Google Fibre Bar"

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Google Fiber starts with 100 times more fiber than any source of fiber available today. Tested in labs across our Mountain View campus, we found that in just the right synthesis, psyllium and vitamins C and D morph into a byproduct we have coded as Fiberlicious. This smarter fiber delivers just what the body needs to sustain activity, energy and productivity up to 100 times more than you have experienced before.
Who'd like to try this? :creep:
 
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Google Fiber starts with 100 times more fiber than any source of fiber
wat.

Probably implying that it's made of 100% fibre, which means you might as well eat plants straight up that are rich in fibre. Still, this is actually funny. Blizzard had horrible April Fools jokes today, that much is for sure.
 

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Huh. Well, considering the effect of fiber on the human body, I guess it's now fair to say that Google is the shit.
 
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