


Fuck I'm an americanChina stands for
Come
Here
If
Not
American


Mornin’, hereHello.
Another fuckin' week, whose idea was that?

I literally never signed up for that, plz fixMornin’, here
And to answer your question, because it’s our fault we accepted the invention of time

Stress hormones?Why do I feel more depressed in the mornings?


Buddy.If you call me bud i will punch you.
Friend?If you call me bud i will punch you.


Okay buddy, maybe some rest ought to make you feel better *Boop*Kwyaa
Where the cute girls at?


️Budweiser?If you call me bud i will punch you.