Giant burgers causing injuries

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Jul 8, 2010

Giant burgers causing injuries by Cermage at 4:45 PM (3,404 Views / 0 Likes) 49 replies

  1. Cermage
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    8cm eh...
     


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    HOLY S-

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  3. Rayder

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    Burger joints won't change anything unless they get caught up in a lawsuit over it. Then that only MIGHT force them to change.
     
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    I don't see why burger joints should have to do anything about it. Boo hoo hoo, coffee hot, fries pointy, burger big. Learn how to eat, you idiots. [​IMG]

    I don't remember pretzel makers having to do change the shape or size of pretzels after GWB choked on one.
     
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    Are you kidding? After Bush choked they made all of them that shape.
     
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    Ummm... lrn2chew? How dumb do you need to be to require a doctor to solve your hamburger-consuming issues.
     
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    These idiots need dealing with [​IMG]
     
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    How exactly does the hamburger get in your mouth, without you stretching your mouth? I can't say I've ever seen someone take a bite of half of their hamburger before.
     
  9. Cermage
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    makes me wonder how the japanese didn't end up with many (if any) jaw injuries with their win7 whopper. that thing had to be at least 8cm.

    [​IMG]
     
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    They could dissect it and eat the meat piece by piece. Then leave a meat or two in the burger then eat the burger.
     
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    How on Earth would you're mouth fit around that?
     
  12. The Pi

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    get a fat guy to sit on it?
    or take it apart and eat it bit by bit
    or get an injury.
     
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    Lol, you don't. People who try are responsible for their own pain.
     
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    Right now that actually looks good, I'm so hungry [​IMG]
     
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    If a fat guy sat on it then I don't think I'd want it anymore...but if it's Burger King then I wouldn't want it in the first place.

    But if it won't fit all at once then just take a couple of bites, half each.
     
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    13cm actually.
     
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    Why hasn't anyone said anything about the chili's big mouth burgers I had a sore jaw for 3 days after trying to eat it for 40 mins.
     
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    I want one of those. [​IMG]
     
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    i order one of those please!!
     
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    I was told by buddies that the Windows 7 burger was really really bad.

    Pretty dry, because you get lots of meat with nothing between!
     

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