GBAtemp's Golden Threads Thread

[ComeTurismO]

I knew someone stupid would post that here,
The top of my list was Nukeboy.
Should have bet.

Completely agreed. If you look at the corrupt a wish thread, that was even worse. I mean, ... Well, I guess you can see what I said about his cold-hearted soul.

 

[JulietStMoon]

Sheesh guys, he made a mistake. Cut him some slack. :\

 

[the_randomizer]

It happens to the best of us

 

[chavosaur]

http://gbatemp.net/threads/ubisoft-zombiu-not-even-close-to-profitable-no-plans-for-a-sequel.350914/
[Ubisoft shoulda tried harder] [Life in the FAST lane] [lrn to English bettr]
The last two mostly pertain to the last page of posts o3o

 

[the_randomizer]

http://gbatemp.net/threads/ubisoft-zombiu-not-even-close-to-profitable-no-plans-for-a-sequel.350914/
[Ubisoft shoulda tried harder] [Life in the FAST lane] [lrn to English bettr]
The last two mostly pertain to the last page of posts o3o

Oh, ggyo

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Nomura on Marvel and LucasArt for KH3: "Of course it would be great" [Gahars b trolin'][Manly Games][KH for Kids][Days was a good game][52 minutes][Use r brain][Stupid plotz]

 

[JulietStMoon]

Preemptively nominating this one.

http://gbatemp.net/index.php?threads/350990/

[Gahars be trollin'][Gahars being Gahars][fanboys can't detect sarcasm]

 

[Ryukouki]

http://gbatemp.net/threads/gamers-petition-microsoft-bring-back-xbox-one-drm.351082/

Well, this is cute. totalnoob617 being funny, like always. -_-

 

[the_randomizer]

http://gbatemp.net/threads/gamers-petition-microsoft-bring-back-xbox-one-drm.351082/

Well, this is cute. totalnoob617 being funny, like always. -_-

He's clearly upset that Microsoft's "reputation" is getting hurt, or so it seems. When people take the internet too seriously, it gets, uh, problematic.

 

[Ryukouki]

He's clearly upset that Microsoft's "reputation" is getting hurt, or so it seems. When people take the internet too seriously, it gets, uh, problematic.

I stopped caring for the internet since I took a six month break from it. ;D Like, literally, no internet for six months haha!

 

[the_randomizer]

I stopped caring for the internet since I took a six month break from it. ;D Like, literally, no internet for six months haha!

I could never do that again, but I did a few years back

 

[FAST6191]

I don't like the fact that they are using a flashcart to make a profit, a free solution should be available to make the console region free and used for homebrew, that is what everyone else wants, but it's always about greed and how much money they can make.

flashcarts in this day and age are completely useless because all current handhelds and consoles have firmware updates & always online, it's always going to be a obstacle.

I feel sorry for most people here because when the flashcart is abandoned and they can no longer support it (because nintendo locks it out permanently) everyone is going to be left with a useless paperweight, I've seen it happen before and it can happen again, it will be the case of the 3.55 ps3 fiasco where 3ds handhelds under 4.5 will be worth a lot of money and you have edge to blame for that, anyways I've said my part, good luck to edge users and for your sake they keep supporting your investment.

The tags thing is only marginally better than hashtags but I will give it a go
[never trust a hippy][it's all like hacks man][the man is after my hacks][hacks just want to be free]

By itself it could probably be ignored. But given history (is worse than mafia, how dare Nintendo block my cheating device) it probably wants to be here.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

The tags thing is only marginally better than hashtags but I will give it a go
[never trust a hippy][it's all like hacks man][the man is after my hacks][hacks just want to be free]

By itself it could probably be ignored. But given history (is worse than mafia, how dare Nintendo block my cheating device) it probably wants to be here.

I think you meant this thread FAST. http://gbatemp.net/threads/the-official-shit-gbatemp-says-submission-thread.343163/

 

[FAST6191]

Yeah I realised that about 5 minutes after I posted it.

For what it is worth though the rest of the thread could probably be summarised as

[I R hacker me]

 

[the_randomizer]

Yeah I realised that about 5 minutes after I posted it.

For what it is worth though the rest of the thread could probably be summarised as

[I R hacker me]

I guess you could say...

*puts on sunglasses*

that you weren't fast enough

 

[GameWinner]

http://gbatemp.net/threads/warning-about-posting-possible-exploits.351160/page-1

 

[Gahars]

http://gbatemp.net/threads/activision-were-doing-everything-we-can-to-support-the-wii-u.351861/ [Nintenyearolds][GBAtemper Tantrum][Stop supporting my system, shitlords!][I liked the Wii U better when it didn't have gaems][Entitlement Culture][Equal support isn't support][Beggars can be choosers]

 

[JulietStMoon]

http://gbatemp.net/threads/activision-were-doing-everything-we-can-to-support-the-wii-u.351861/ [Nintenyearolds][GBAtemper Tantrum][Stop supporting my system, shitlords!][I liked the Wii U better when it didn't have gaems][Entitlement Culture]

You forgot [Equal support isn't support]

 

[Gahars]

You forgot [Equal support isn't support]

Also [Beggars can be choosers]

 

[DiabloStorm]

http://gbatemp.net/threads/alerts-for-deleted-posts.351847/
[Please, everyone just like me] [What more can I do to gain your approval?] [Can't sleep, concerned about my likes] [Assessing my like to post ratio is serious business, I've got quotas to meet] [I require hand-holding for when my puns are obnoxious because I can't tell on my own]

I can now fully understand how he's perplexed as to why his puns stink and are deleted. Turns out he has no sense of smell:

So, thank you Guild for enlightening me, turns out you aren't complete shit as a reporter after all. (mind the pun)