GBAtemp Restaurant

[nxwing]

No weed?

Pfffft

 

[GhostLatte]

No weed?

Pfffft

We have plenty of weed. You want some?

 

[nxwing]

We have plenty of weed. You want some?

How did you cook them?

 

[GhostLatte]

How did you cook them?

I got the weed from Tyrone Tyrese.

 

[Margen67]

I'd like a...

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3ds romz looder

 

[FAST6191]

So you opened a restaurant sporting the GBAtemp name without the OK of the GBAchef council and to make matters worse your menu is that of the cultural wasteland that is the USA.

Expect a visit from the "health inspector" before long.

 

[GhostLatte]

So you opened a restaurant sporting the GBAtemp name without the OK of the GBAchef council and to make matters worse your menu is that of the cultural wasteland that is the USA.

Expect a visit from the "health inspector" before long.

It is actually a drug selling market.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

It is actually a drug selling market.

We have a place like that where I live. It's called the "Smoking Dragon" and professes to be a candle factory/shop. But really they get their money from selling opium, and you can ask for it at the counter...

It's shady, to say the least

 

[GhostLatte]

We have a place like that where I live. It's called the "Smoking Dragon" and professes to be a candle factory/shop. But really they get their money from selling opium, and you can ask for it at the counter...

It's shady, to say the least

Opium is so fucking old.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Opium is so fucking old.

They probably deal other stuff too. Opium just came to mind because it's really stereotypically oriental (I dunno what they sell because I don't do the drugs people seem to think that I do XD)

 

[GhostLatte]

They probably deal other stuff too. Opium just came to mind because it's really stereotypically oriental (I dunno what they sell because I don't do the drugs people seem to think that I do XD)

You do LSD doe.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

You do LSD doe.

Actually, I do no mind altering drugs other than antidepressant-type things, believe it or not

 

[GhostLatte]

Actually, I do no mind altering drugs other than antidepressant-type things, believe it or not

 

[go-vegan]

Waiter, excuse me,
do you have vegan menu?

 

[GhostLatte]

Waiter, excuse me,
do you have vegan menu?

Aren't all drugs vegan?

 

[go-vegan]

there is this drug, you take frog and you lick it, and you get high,
not very vegan

 

[GhostLatte]

there is this drug, you take frog and you lick it, and you get high,
not very vegan

We don't serve weird drugs. You want some weed?

 

[go-vegan]

no thank you, i was after a meal

 

[Veho]

I found the restaurant's menu:

https://kencamargo.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/chinglish_menu.pdf

 

[GhostLatte]

I found the restaurant's menu:

https://kencamargo.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/chinglish_menu.pdf

No, this is the menu:

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