haha, now THAT's funny!
i never cheat on my games (except for my trained version of contra advance, but that game's just impossible to finish without cheats), but if i would cheat i would have gotten so infected...
i never use virus-programs (i use a firewall though), not because i'm stupid, but i think it takes up way too much RAM and slows down SO much!
i've only had 4 viruses in 5 years on my computer...
the one i'm sitting on now, on the other hand, is my father's, and he didn't have a virus-scanner, so he got shitloads of backdoors, trojans, spybots and viruses, without knowing it... i installed a virus scanner on this computer, and it found SHITLOADS of viruses
funny how good you can avoid viruses just by only opening programs from trusted resources
(i would've fallen for this one, though)