Gabe Newell. Billionaire.

[ZaeZae64]

Thanks for this. Now I won't feel as gulity when I pirate their games.

No skin off his back.

Careful now. If you cross the Gaben you might end up either eaten or locked in a crate that will only be opened when a certain video game episode is released.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Gabe's excuse for no Half Life Episode 3 "Sorry guys! The only copy is BURIED UNDERNEATH MY PILE OF MONEY."1


1Citation needed

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Thanks for this. Now I won't feel as gulity when I pirate their games.

No skin off his back.

Careful now. If you cross the Gaben you might end up either eaten or locked in a crate that will only be opened when a certain video game episode is released.

Gaben = Hitler?

Kony = Gaben?

 

[ZaeZae64]

Thanks for this. Now I won't feel as gulity when I pirate their games.

No skin off his back.

Careful now. If you cross the Gaben you might end up either eaten or locked in a crate that will only be opened when a certain video game episode is released.

Gaben = Hitler?

Kony = Gaben?

Heil hats.

 

[Janthran]

SURPRIIIISE
I thought everyone already knew that

 

[Bladexdsl]

Thanks for this. Now I won't feel as gulity when I pirate their games.

No skin off his back.

you actually used to?

 

[FluffyLunamoth]

IT's funny people keep posting those pictures when none of them are at all recent. Last I saw a picture of him, he didn't look that bad. Had a killer beard, too. But, I'd rather see Valve work on making their own PC itself instead of a console.

 

[gokujr1000]

This proves Valve owns PC gaming.

 

[TheDreamLord]

My God. He's rolling in it now. He'll be off for a swim in it.

 

[nano351]

Okay, can I have Half Life 3

I'd rather get half life 2 episode 3 first...

 

[triassic911]

Okay, can I have Half Life 3

I'd rather get half life 2 episode 3 first...

I doubt episode 3 is coming out. They will most likely just be releasing Half-Life 3. Look how long of a wait!

 

[Gahars]

And somehow, I don't think it will be enough. Gabe is planning something big, and I have video evidence to prove it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY

Warhead? Clearly a code name for Half Life 3.

 

[ferofax]

Sure does look like a billionaire.

why does he look like Kim Dotcom?