Funny Scene

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  1. Dark Blade
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    Dark Blade Flippin' Insane

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    Alright guys - I got this assignment in which I'm supposed to make a funny scene between a hunter and a tiger.

    Would be easy but it has to be in a play-like form. Also It should be relevant to some Save the Tigers stuff.

    HELP!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG]
     
  2. Guild McCommunist

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    The tiger can see ghosts and the hunter was dead the entire time.

    Seriously, any goofball can write a funny scene between a hunter and a tiger. Why are you pawning this off on us? I can see asking for help with math homework and essays, but this?
     
  3. Dark Blade
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    Dark Blade Flippin' Insane

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    Wish it was that easy Guild. But I need it for a small play TOMORROW - and I ran out of Ideas. [​IMG]

    Thanks Anyways.
     
  4. Guild McCommunist

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    Caution: Really long!

    Shooting a "Tiger" by George Llewro

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Really though, this is an easy assignment. I don't know why you can't do it on your own.
     
  5. Vulpes Abnocto

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    I'll just leave this here to perhaps help inspire ya.


     
  6. Jaems

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    The hunter is out hunting big game, he comes home to find the tiger sleeping with his wife.

    Hunter: What the fuck is this shit?
    Wife: I can explain
    Tiger: ROAAAR

    they start having like a bare-fist fight.

    Wife: PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM, HUN!
    Hunter: He's a tiger!
    Tiger: ROAR

    After a lengthy battle, the hunter stabs the tiger.
    The tiger lay dying

    Tiger: Who's the real monster...? (dies)
    Wife: NOOOoooo

    The wife cries by the tiger's side.

    Hunter: You whore!

    The hunter shoots his wife in the head.
    He cuts up her body into many little pieces and hides them under the floor boards.
    He lives happily ever after.
     
  7. Lortamios

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    just make the tiger gay, and have him say roar very effeminately. Throw in a few dick and/or fart jokes you got yourself a scene.

    ex.
    scene
    setting: hunter at bar tiger aproaching.

    tiger: roar! Could you you buy me a drink sweet cheeks?
    hunter: well i'm kinda hard up right now, hows about you buy me one?
    tiger: oh how awful! Sweetheart of course i'll by you a drink, but only because your so hard up
    hunter: thats what he said!
    tiger: roar!

    /scene
     
  8. House Spider

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    Do this one! Its the funniest.