Fuck England!

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Jul 4, 2008

Fuck England! by The Worst at 5:42 AM (1,071 Views / 0 Likes) 12 replies

  1. The Worst
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    Happy Independence day my American cohorts! Use this day wisely to be ridiculously drunk and blow shit up, just like our founding fathers! Oh yeah and Fuck you King George the third, you crazy bastard! It's been 232 years and we still have our problems but at least we're not as bad as England! they didn't even qualify for the euro cup, and they invented the sport! Awww guess you guys aren't that bad. Hell, i'd even consider letting you be the 51st state [​IMG] well, 52nd after Iraq [​IMG]
     
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    FUCK YEAH CAPTAIN AMERICA!
     
  4. ScuberSteve

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    I thought Canada was the 51st state
     
  5. A4NoOb

    Newcomer A4NoOb Advanced Member

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    Doesn't England have the worst education in Europe?
     
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    C'mon guys...flaming another country?
    Tsk tsk.
     
  7. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    lol, sinkhead's a year older than me, but his science homework was about very basic chemestry.
    whether an isotope has a different number of electrons or neutrons easy.
     
  8. jesuschristmonke

    Member jesuschristmonke GBAtemp Regular

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    It's not so much of a country as it is a collection of poorly thought out political, economic and social ideas. Their contribution to world agriculture is mad cow disease for pete's sake.

    That said...

    BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS
    (Written by Jimmy Driftwood)
    Johnny Horton


    In 1814, we took a little trip
    Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'.
    We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
    And we caught the bloody British in a town in New Orleans.

    We fired our guns and the British kept a-coming
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more, and they began to running,
    On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

    We looked down the river and we see'd the British come
    and there musta' been a hundred of 'em beating on the drum.
    They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
    We stood beside our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

    We fired our guns, and the British kept a-coming
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to running,
    On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
     
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    We are all living in America, Coca-Cola, sometimes WAR. -Rammstein
     
  10. The Worst
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    huh?


    what was that?


    don't make me send these guys after you:

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    oh yeah, and they'll be driving this:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Looks like someone started drinking early [​IMG]
     
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    There's no such thing as drinking "early". It's always the right time.
     
  13. Wabsta

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    You know whats even better?

    [​IMG]
    Holland [​IMG]

    In holland, there is no early.
    We start drinking when we are 14, and then, on our 16th, we can actualy buy it.
     

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