Favorite quotes

[smileyhead]

“Best regards, Issac McMod, Moderator Inc.” -Issac

 

[AmandaRose]

It's shite being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low!
The scum of the fucking Earth!
The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation!
Some people hate the English, I don't! They're just wankers!
We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers!
Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by!
We're ruled by effete assholes!
It's a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy,
and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!


Mark Renton

 

[Alexander1970]

"Es war sehr schön,es hat mich sehr gefreut..."
Kaiser Franz Joseph I. von Österreich


"It was very nice, I was very happy ..."
Emperor Franz Joseph I of Austria

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

Good morning Vietnam!!!

 

[Spring_Spring]

"A cucumber is bitter. Throw it away. There are briars in the road. Turn aside from them. This is enough. Do not add, "And why were such things made in the world?""

 

[AmandaRose]

This next quote is so fucking true



“Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star

 

[Spring_Spring]

"To floffle is a woffler's duty"
"It is through wuffling that we will woffle"
"Wiffle woffle wuffle woof!"

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

What are you? - Gordon Ramsey “An idiot sandwich” - Julie Chen

 

[AmandaRose]

You're Scottish fry something - The 11th Doctor.

 

[smileyhead]

You're Scottish fry something - The 11th Doctor.

Him and David Tennant are my favourite Doctors. Too bad the writing's gone crap since the newest reincarnation.

 

[JuanMena]

I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

 

[Alexander1970]

„Am best`n schmeckt da Opfelstrudel no immer bei da Mama".
("The apple strudel tastes best always by my mom")

Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[AmandaRose]

Balloons are so weird.... “Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”.

The 9th Doctor

 

[Zucker]

"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."

Rodney Dangerfield

 

[cracker]

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm alllll out of bubble gum.

- Roddy Piper​

 

[Stwert]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies, like a banana.

 

[The Catboy]

“People die when they are killed”

 

[Minox]

Before you insult someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you're a mile away and you have their shoes

 

[Stwert]

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or have sex on the sofa.

 

[TheCasualties]

Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lotta dead bugs.

~ Jake Busey in Starship Troopers

I don't know why, but that line has always stuck with me.