Corrupt a wish!

[Maid-chan]

Granted, but it makes earth dry

I wish to have a flatten Pudding

 

[lemmymet]

Granted, but the pudding is not flat!
I wish mario in real-life

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You are the first goomba he stomps on.

I wish the "f" key on my keyboard wasn't broken.

 

[ehayes427]

granted, but now the space bar is broken

i wish i was 21.

 

[tagzard]

granted, but now the space bar is broken

i wish i was 21.

Granted but your butt ugly.

I wish i had a iphone 9G.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but they have to remove your kidneys to implant it and you are on dialysis for the rest of your life.

I wish I hadn't already done everything in life I want to.

 

[lemmymet]

Granted, now you have done nothing
I wish that women dont have boobs

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Now every man wants to kill you because women don't have their big bouncy twins anymore. ?_?

I wish for someone to see the second part of my wish. ???

 

[YetoJesse]

granted, but as you wish a meteor hit you... yes, only you... right when ending the word "for"...

I wish a wish where wishes are wishing for wishes...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Their wishes are to divide by zero.

I wish I made this wish a different color. º?º

 

[YetoJesse]

granted?... but as there is nothing, nothing is wished?...

(hopes someone gets the next one...)

I wish my teacher wasn't such a ... d*ck ... ? >

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Wish Granted! Too bad for you she died two days later and got another teacher that is a ****
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I wish I didn't lose all the files on my flashdrive

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You lose all the files on your computer.

I wish this break would never end.

 

[stinkoman]

Granted, however this causes a horrific time loop, causing you too continually age forever until you die at a young age, breaking the loop.

I wish for an ancient psychic tandem war elephant.

 

[tagzard]

Granted but then it kills you.

I wish the world was attacked by zombies and everyone on gbatemp were the survivors and he had to destroy the hoards of zombies. Like left for dead.

Spoiler

more like temp 4 dead hehehehe

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, but remember... Rule 16...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2016

I wish rule 16 was a lie...

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but remember... Rule 16...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2016

I wish rule 16 was a lie...

Granted, but we really have no idea how many of the "guys" on the internet are actually girls.

I wish I had a unicorn with all 4 legs and a head.. AND a body.. that takes me to school everyday.

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, but you have to go to school EVERYDAY!!!

I wish there wasn't any school.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted. I have transported you through time to the stone age, there you shall live.

I wish I could sing well.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you start to lose your voice permanently.

I wish the wish does wish is wish did wish dont wish das wish le wish.