Corrupt a wish!

[bootmonster]

Garnted, damn i can't spell (null and void)

I wish I was in France surfing like I will be in 8 weeks

 

[Playset6199]

Granted, but you drown.

I wish for more rams so I don't lag in Org.

 

[Minox]

Granted, but your GPU will melt.

I wish I had a cookie

 

[Awdofgum]

Granted... wait no way! My Cookie.

I wish King of the Hill was funny

 

[Little]

granted but then it gets banned all of the world and you never get to watch it again.


I wish that matt was back home.

 

[Issac]

Granted! But he came home with a girl he's been sleeping with.

I wish I had everything that belongs to final fantasy 8!

 

[WeaponXxX]

Granted but that comes with the 1billion fanboys. Look outside your window! They are all outside your house!!!

I wish I was I was a little bit taller

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted ... but you don't get to be a baller, or get a rabbit with hat, or a gat, or a 64 Impala ...

I wish I may I wish I might

 

[Elisa_]

Granted, but dunno what you meant =]

I wish I won bobevil's eeePC.

 

[thegame07]

Granted, but dunno what you meant =]

I wish I won bobevil's eeePC.

wish granted but it gets lost in the post.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Bob Evil]

granted ... but the world explodes, and you float alone, in the void of space, for eternity.

I wish that I still had the power to express myself clearly

 

[.::5pYd3r::.]

wish granted but you won't be lonely, you'll be with pedobear forever!

I wish my nickname on GBAtemp.net was .::5pyd3r::.

EDIT: Oh damn you thebobevil, always ruining my posts. cbf changing my post.

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted ... but you start getting at least as much hatemail, every day, as I do ...

I wish it was night, all the time ...

 

[Elisa_]

Pew Pew ]= Granted but the world gets turned off and we sleep forever

I wish I could get the awesome $4000 fur coats =]

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted ... but every night you are haunted by the ghosts of thousands of dead animals

I wish I had something to wish for ...

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but it was corupted
i wish people made normal wishes

 

[Elisa_]

Corrupted, GBAtempers never make normal wishes =]

I wish I could get 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000 scarves for my wardrobe. I like em=]

 

[.::5pYd3r::.]

Granted, but they block the heater vent and go BOOM!

I wish.

 

[Elisa_]

Granted but you wished for nothing. Wasted

I wish I could get a good laptop soon ^^

 

[ScuberSteve]

Granted, but it'll be stolen within an hour of purchase.
I wish loli/shota wasn't illegal in Canada.