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Hailed as an aphrodisiac, cure for various ailments, and overall delicacy, known and renowned in many traditional cuisine, this ingredient has nonetheless had very little mention in modern cookbooks.

I'm talking, of course, about testes.

Well, not any more.

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"Ljubomir Erovic, the chef behind the book, said testicles are rich in testosterone and are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in China as well as his homeland of Serbia.

The collection, made available by e-book publishers YUDU, features testicles from several different animals, including stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs and turkeys.

"Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes," begins the recipe for testicles pie. "Once softened, mince them in a mincer."

A "very sharp knife" is needed for traditional style testicles, which get boiled, cut up and deep fried in hot oil.

Erovic, 45, said: "The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites. All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course. The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles."

Erovic also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship held annually in Serbia since 2004. It draws in chefs from Australia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Norway and Serbia. One metric tonne of testicles are prepared during the contest."

That's a whole lot of bull. Testicles.
 

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Most meat is made of gristle, some times ground down bones and yes testicles.

You might even find a penis or two in that burger you've got there, I guess it depends on how much you pay for it.
 

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QUOTE said:
"Ljubomir Erovic, the chef behind the book, said testicles are rich in testosterone and are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in China as well as his homeland of Serbia.
Why else are they called testicles xD Anyways im glad it's not humans at least i would never eat a hot dog again if it was humans x.x
 

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ZonMachi said:
QUOTE said:
"Ljubomir Erovic, the chef behind the book, said testicles are rich in testosterone and are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in China as well as his homeland of Serbia.
Why else are they called testicles xD Anyways im glad it's not humans at least i would never eat a hot dog again if it was humans x.x

...did you seriously think that they would use human meat in food products?

It's not like cannibalism is rather frowned upon or anything.
 

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Mewgia said:
ZonMachi said:
QUOTE said:
"Ljubomir Erovic, the chef behind the book, said testicles are rich in testosterone and are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in China as well as his homeland of Serbia.
Why else are they called testicles xD Anyways im glad it's not humans at least i would never eat a hot dog again if it was humans x.x

...did you seriously think that they would use human meat in food products?
Where do you think Soylent Dogs come from? Did you think they were "soy" hot dogs to eat during "lent"? Silly Mewgia.
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Cockroaches? Testicles? I've never been squeamish about the provenience of food as long as it tastes good.
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There was some article recently about Beijing serving... I think it was donkey cock as a delicasy. That thing looked long enough to satisfy even the apetite of a gourmand such as I.... what?
 

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