Conspiracy theories of human history civilization

[Luke94]

Let's start with Ancient primeval conspiracy theories of human race civilization then and now:
Lilith was Adam's first wife before God created Eve,
Set was third son of Adam and Eve,
Jews are always worshippers of Devil aka remfran's star,
Aliens helped Ancient Egyptians with building pyramids,
Jesus Christ was never crucified,but instead he was travelling throught the world with his wife Mary Magdalene,
Baphomet statue was fictional demon created by Templar Knights,
Jews started World War 1 in Irak,
Adolf Hitler's grandpa was jewish billionaire named Salomon Mayor von Rotschild,
Adolf Hitler was jewish anti-semite,
Adolf Hitler survived World War 2,
Paul McCartney died in car accident long time ago being replaced by William Campbell,
NASA faked Mars and Moon landings recorded in film studio,
Mark Hamill had face surgery,
WTC 9/11 was inside job predicted by American elites even by first president of United States of America,
HAARP is causing real reason of global warming,earthquakes,
Jesus Christ had children,
Queen Elisabeth the second is cannibal,
Aliens are not from Outer Space,
Holly Grail really exist,
5G chinese modern mobile network and vaccines are causing Covid-19/21,
Virus Sars doesn't exist it's fictional,
2Pac,David Bowie, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley they are still alive,
Angela Merkel is granddaughter of Adolf Hitler,
Celebrities who dropped adrenochrome are vampires,
Illuminati killed princess Diane I guess Illuminati cards and Hong Kong '97 predicted her death,
Kate Middleton's baby is Anti-Christ. Could wife of Jesus Christ would be related to Gnosis philosophy?

 

[AmandaRose]

There is so much wrong with the above so let's just pick one at random.
Let's go for Jews started World War 1 in Irak


First of all it's spelt Iraq

Secondly World War 1 took place between 28 Jul 1914 – 11 Nov 1918

There was no country called Iraq until the 3rd of October 1932

Now does anyone see a problem with the bullshit claim that Jews started World War 1 in Irak, lol

 

[slaphappygamer]

Of course the holy grail exists. I saw it in Indiana Jones.

 

[JuanMena]

Earth is flat. If we all run counterclockwise at the same time, Earth will spin backwards and we'll be able to travel back in time.
BUT IT'S A SECRET THE CIA AND FBI AND MASONRY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

I KNOW THIS BECAUSE i HAVEN'T VACCINATED YET AND I DON'T HAVE A CHIP ON ME

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

NASA faked Mars and Moon landings recorded in film studio

We haven't even made it to Mars lmao
There's a video debunking the moon part:

 

[slaphappygamer]

@Scott_pilgrim never likes my posts.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Actually, believe it or not, it was originally supposed to be faked, but the person they chose to film it, Stanley Kubrick, was such a perfectionist he insisted they film it on location

 

[slaphappygamer]

Stanley Kubrick isn’t a real person. “He” is an alien.

 

[AmandaRose]

Just noticed this little beauty in the post by Luke94

Adolf Hitler was jewish anti-semite,


How is this even concidered a conspiracy he was obviously anti-semite to the Jewish community he killed millions of them.

I feel I should explain to Luke94 what it means to be anti-semite


anti-Semite
/ˌantɪˈsiːmʌɪt,ˌantɪˈsɛmʌɪt/

noun

1. a person who is hostile to or prejudiced against Jewish people.
   "he was not just a bigot, but also an anti-Semite"

 

[slaphappygamer]

Mark Hamill did have face surgery. He was in a car accident.

 

[JuanMena]

Pokemon was created by the devil.
Pikachu is a japanese word used by chinese witches and it means: "A demon's name"

So, if you let your children watch the show and they hear: "Pikachu I choose you" it means "I accept the devil as my lord and savior"

Spoiler: Not kidding

It's actually real. This happened in the 90s in my country which is why mom threw away 150 tazos (pogs) of Gen 1

 

[AmandaRose]

Next let's look at this bullshit claim by Luke88

Jews are always worshippers of Devil aka remfran's star,

This one shows a complete and utter lack of knowledge about Jewish religion.

Unlike the Christian Bible the Jewish Bible hardly even talks about the devil. In the Jewish bible he is talked about only 4 times in the whole bible and each time its only a few words that are written about him. He is nobody to Jewish people a mere bit part player I guess you could say.

 

[IC_]

Covid-19 doesn't exist, it's just a giant American lie that would allow them to inject vaccines with microchips into people.

 

[Alexander1970]

Falco (Rock me Amadeus/Der Kommissar) is not dead.

 

[JuanMena]

Watching The Big Bang Theory is equal to going to college.

 

[AmandaRose]

Falco (Rock me Amadeus/Der Kommissar) is not dead.

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Now the song is stuck in my head lol


Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Come and rock me, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus

 

[tfocosta]

GBAtemp may be a delusion for us all. Are we worshipers of the temp?

 

[Luke94]

I forgot about Chemtrails,Cult of Saturn,Gospel of Barnabas from I Pet Goat 3,Gospel of Mary Magdalene,New World Order,Gospel of Copts,Gospel of Judas,Gospel of Thomas,Order of Zion,Vril Thule,Bohemian Groove,Rotschilds,Bilderberg,Illuminati,Adrenochrome,Yabube,Antichrist,Jesuits,Islam,Refran’s star,Jewish Cabbalah,Book of Enoch,cursed satanic books,Lilith first wife of Adam,Baphomet,Templar Knights,Adam Weishaupt conspiracy theories,Alex Jones,Jim Carrey,Mel Gibson,Kevin Spacey,Chuck Norris,Watergate,Deepstate,Pizzagate,Q Anon,Darknet & Deepweb Iceberg secrets,Mariana’s web. Did all conspiracy theories from The X-Files turn to be Real? HAARP is the Real reason of causing global warming. Comet restaurant that Minecraft creator was aware of,Queen Elizabeth II is Anunnaki,Aliens helped phraohs building piramids. School teachers seems to avoid by never teaching us about conspiracy theories that are real,right? Vaccines are radioactive,have human DNA of aborted human fetuses in The X-Files it’s Alien DNA. Joseph Mengele loved transhumanism,eugenical sick human experiments.

 

[m_babble]

Diamond & Silk are Cheddar Goblins.

 

[Luke94]

Diamond & Silk are Cheddar Goblins.

I think I heard something about that. Rose and Lavender are ocultist flowers. Do you mean silk road? MKUltra CIA brainwashing program,Men in Black,New World Order,One World government & one religion,Project Bluebeam,Bermuda Triangle,Philadelphia Experiment,Incident in Roswell,Area 51,False religious prophets,Agenda 2030,Swedish RFID microchip trend,BioNTech,Antoni Faucci Elon Musk Bill Gates digital vaccination Neuralink obssesions,teleporting people,teleporting planes,teleporting cars.