Conspiracy theories of human history civilization

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  • Veho @ Veho:
    Um.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Do you guys really need an ID to buy canned air?
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Mouse jiggler https://a.co/d/62Rl9QM
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Yeah actually only at like Walmarts lol
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Other stores don't really care in my area
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Some cough syrups also
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Syzurup
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Purple drank.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Mmmm, mouse jiggler. I wonder what else you can put on it.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    :creep:
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Ball jiggler.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Lol
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    What's that clickity clack noise?
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    I got a new job Veho!
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Prison corrections officer lol
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Don't forget to tell the other guards about torrents
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Lol
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Aye man didn't you use to be a CO here?
  • Veho @ Veho:
    What was wrong with your old job?
  • Veho @ Veho:
    I thought the 16 hour shifts paid well.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    16.50 an hour prison guard 38 an hour
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Old job was 16.50
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    OT at the prison gonna be like 56 an hour lol
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    And he's excited about tazing people and the cavity searches
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Also pepper spray Ken
    Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo: Also pepper spray Ken