Console Wars: Modern Warfare

[VinsCool]

This thread made my day.

As a nintendo fan: It's all truth ;O;

 

[JulietStMoon]

I'm still waiting for Coins of Duty: Mario Warfare and Call of Ninty: Ancient Hardware. AND NO, I'LL NEVER STOP ASKING!!!

 

[Foxi4]

I wish I had the time to make more of these comics, but right now I'd need 25 hours a day to provide you with more Console Warfare. It was fun while it lasted, it might come back at some point.

 

[JulietStMoon]

I wish I had the time to make more of these comics, but right now I'd need 25 hours a day to provide you with more Console Warfare. It was fun while it lasted, it might come back at some point.

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[chavosaur]

Don't worry, Foxi confided the ending to me.

You'll all be pleased to know that Xbox kills Sony and Nintendo and everyone lives happily ever after.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

0/10

 

[JulietStMoon]

Don't worry, Foxi confided the ending to me.

You'll all be pleased to know that Xbox kills Sony and Nintendo and everyone lives happily ever after.

You misspelled "everyone is depressed forever."

 

[Foxi4]

Don't worry, Foxi confided the ending to me. (...) You'll all be pleased to know that Xbox kills Sony and Nintendo and everyone lives happily ever after.

Lies and slander - the ending is very emotional and beautiful to the point of being tear-jerking. Upon the ultimate sacrifice, the distinction between friend or foe becomes blurred and the struggle culminates in an epic battle between good and evil... before matters return to the comfort of the couch. ;O;

 

[codezer0]

-7.8/10 Too little content -- IGN

 

[JulietStMoon]

Lies and slander - the ending is very emotional and beautiful to the point of being tear-jerking. Upon the ultimate sacrifice, the distinction between friend or foe becomes blurred and the struggle culminates in an epic battle between good and evil... before matters return to the comfort of the couch. ;O;

And then PC kills them all, except for Nintendo, because he's different, right... right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!

 

[Foxi4]

And then PC kills them all, except for Nintendo, because he's different, right... right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!

I guess you'll have to wait another 2 years to find out. ;O;

 

[JulietStMoon]

I guess you'll have to wait another 2 years to find out. ;O;

Then it'll lead into the Nintendo spinoff, Coins of Duty: Mario Warfare, followed by the prequel origin story, Call of Ninty: Ancient Hardware.

All of this will be followed by Console Wars Rising: Revengeance. Because every sequel should include "Revengeance" in the title.

 

[codezer0]

Hell, I'm still waiting on a legend of zelda game where you actually play as Zelda herself. But that would only reveal the textbook Stockholm's she has for the gerudo piggy dude.

 

[JulietStMoon]

Hell, I'm still waiting on a legend of zelda game where you actually play as Zelda herself. But that would only reveal the textbook Stockholm's she has for the gerudo piggy dude.

*Insert reminder about Wand of Gamelon here*

 

[codezer0]

Yea, and she then apparently went to the Hayabusa Ninja school and became Sheikh. Yea, I don't buy it for a second.

 

[ComeTurismO]

@Foxi4 to compensate me; can you just say something in the 2 DAY format? It'd completely change my mood right now.

 

[VinsCool]

@Foxi4 to compensate me; can you just say something in the 2 DAY format? It'd completely change my mood right now.

Do not expect something like that from Foxi. I mean, do you really think he is going to lower himself at such retard level?

 

[Margen67]

 

[codezer0]

>argues they are "saving money"
>costs more than a car
>is obsolete faster
>fans are expected to bug-fix their own games because devs refuse to

The irony is that at the moment, PC is the only platform that makes sense to drop any cash on at this time. About the only thing I'd want to get console-wise now, would simply be a framemeister to handle putting the older systems at their best on a modern tv.

 

[Vipera]

If you have a job, just save one buck every day for 5 years. That's how long your high-end PC will last. Then sell the old one. Continue until you die. Instead of drinking two coffees at the bar, drink one. Instead of smoking two packs of sig every week, smoke one. Instead of fucking some whore every month buy a bible.

If you can't save such a tiny amount then you have some serious financial management problem.