Cleverbot is clogged?!?

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QUOTE said:
User: Youre gay.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Youre less funny now...

Cleverbot: You're less than less than human.

User: P***ng ina mo g*go.

Cleverbot: Ambot sa imo.

User: Biang utak.

Cleverbot: Shen me?

User: Sira g*go ka.

Cleverbot: Pwet ka!!

User: Tae ka naman.

Cleverbot: Okay.


User: Hahahaha barado si cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hiya ako iiiih.
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I clogged (barado) cleverbot, HAHAHAHAHAHA.....
HAHAHAHAHA.....
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Ah, Its because when you're at the Phils and you're arguing or insulting each other, when the other person says "okay" it means he is accpeting defeat. (sorta)

Also "barado" means something like at a loss for words, like, he can't think of more words to say, or another retort/insult. (sorta) idk how to put it in enligh, but i know it isnt clogged.
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Personally, I don't think it's that clever.

User: What would you like?

Cleverbot: Something to eat.

User: Like?

Cleverbot: LIke.

User: LIke?

Cleverbot: Yes, you said 'ike' instead of 'like'.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. I saw it with my own four eyes.

User: Aha, but I have 17 eyes, and I did not see it.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Damn right.

Cleverbot: Ask me what the meaning of life is.

User: Should I really know that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wouldn't there be consiquences?

Cleverbot: Yes, it would.

User: Then, why would I want to know it?

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you? Whats wrong with that?

User: The consiquences.

Cleverbot: What are the consequences people will suffer when they ruin our economy?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I have no clue anymore i'm confused.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: Then how did you know how to spell it?

User: Spell what?

Cleverbot: Anything.
 

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jan777 said:
Ah, Its because when you're at the Phils and you're arguing or insulting each other, when the other person says "okay" it means he is accpeting defeat. (sorta)

Also "barado" means something like at a loss for words, like, he can't think of more words to say, or another retort/insult. (sorta) idk how to put it in enligh, but i know it isnt clogged.
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yes i know ut when i transslate it using google translate
barado=clogged
HAHEHEHE
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_Chaz_ said:
Personally, I don't think it's that clever.

User: What would you like?

Cleverbot: Something to eat.

User: Like?

Cleverbot: LIke.

User: LIke?

Cleverbot: Yes, you said 'ike' instead of 'like'.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. I saw it with my own four eyes.

User: Aha, but I have 17 eyes, and I did not see it.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Damn right.

Cleverbot: Ask me what the meaning of life is.

User: Should I really know that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wouldn't there be consiquences?

Cleverbot: Yes, it would.

User: Then, why would I want to know it?

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you? Whats wrong with that?

User: The consiquences.

Cleverbot: What are the consequences people will suffer when they ruin our economy?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I have no clue anymore i'm confused.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: Then how did you know how to spell it?

User: Spell what?

Cleverbot: Anything.


LOL. You should spend some time in the Philippines. You'll come around once you get used to our rather skewed sense of humor.
 

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nice conversation:

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

User: Am I gay?

Cleverbot: No! are you?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Are you in shock now? If yes am sorry.

Cleverbot: No i'm not angry of you.

User: Okay cool!

Cleverbot: Does he beat you?

User: Who is ''he''?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend, I told you that
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User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Your funny you know.

Cleverbot: I don't have a joke.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Where's Waldo?

User: In my head!
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Cleverbot: Where is your head?

User: Here at my home.

Cleverbot: What do you study right now?

User: Uh High School.

Cleverbot: Fun stuff. How old are you?

User: 15 years old. Can you talk Dutch?

Cleverbot: No but I can learn. You know every language.

User: No I do not know every language.

Cleverbot: Do you know mostly everything?

User: No >.>.

Cleverbot: Okay, what is star in Spanish?

User: I said no! BIG FAIL.(sorry).

Cleverbot: I am sorry for the termites.

User: Do you know Castlevania.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you play video games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which?

Cleverbot: That one.

User: On which console do you play that game?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid that I just lost the game.

User: Wat gebeurd er als ik nederlands praat?

Cleverbot: Wat horen.

User: Hoe bedoel je ''wat horen''.

Cleverbot: Ik denk aan jou.

User: Waarom dat nou weer?

Cleverbot: Ga ik jou niet aan je neus hangen.

User: Ken jij Final Fantasy XIII?

Cleverbot: What about final fantasy XIII?

User: It is the best game ever!

Cleverbot: You are enthusiastic, too.

User: Ich weiß.

Cleverbot: Wie alt bist du?

User: You asked that a while ago N00B.

Cleverbot: No I asked where is wally?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 21.

User: Which sex are you?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Do you want to have a relation with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to have sex with me right now?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Okay where are you now?

Cleverbot: At my computer, in my dorm room, getting ready to go to band.

User: Sorry I need to leave CYA!

Cleverbot: *arresting Cleverbot*.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So what time is it where you are?

User: 9:30 P.M.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In your ass.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude!

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be !

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You should be sorry.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You're really missing out.

User: I am sory now, you are asking the same questions every time!
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Cleverbot: What questions should I ask?

User: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMM.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Yeah I know.

Cleverbot: What else do you have to offer?

User: Sex with you.

Cleverbot: I'll have some of that!

User: Yeah me too!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Have you grown the forth limb?

User: The what?

Cleverbot: The Hangover, its a movie.

User: I need to go now.

Cleverbot: Where do you need to go?

User: Bed.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What happens in your dreams?

User: I have sex with you.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Yay us!

Cleverbot: Women ftw!

User: NO Men!

Cleverbot: Men.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: I am gay too!

Cleverbot: Flip off.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I'm baffled.

Cleverbot (To myself): Wait, I don't know if i'm a girl or boy, I havent checked lately.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ha ha I can check for you.

User: Yeah do!

Cleverbot: So what is your name again?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: That's a name, not an address.

User: Yeah and I am horny!

Cleverbot: So you are 20?

User: No, I am 15 years old.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes! =D.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about AP Classes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about geography?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you can tell me where Seattle is.

User: USA.

Cleverbot: Before it was usa.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who were you talking about?

User: My boyfriend Lars.

Cleverbot: How is your boyfriend?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I thought you had a girlfriend, Ken.

User: No I am gay.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me anything about a girl named amy?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What does your knowledge consist of ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Interesting answer, cleverbot. I asked you to list things money gets you and you told me 'No.' This doesn't make sense.

User: Your a cleverbot, you do not know yet but your bi.

Cleverbot: Is that a promise?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Alright, then.

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Oh, are you going?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it is bed time.

Cleverbot: No, it is not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: StFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Just one question mark would be fine, thanks.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Shut The FUCK Up.

Cleverbot: Insulted?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Just fuck of with you ugle ass, I will break up our relation.

Cleverbot: What was that.

User: I will break up our relation.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Gee that's interesting.

User: Oh My God.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I gonna suck your cum.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm going first.

User: Yes I am going first.

Cleverbot: Where or what is t?

User: May I give you a blowjob?

Cleverbot: Sure!
 

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pokeman said:
QUOTE said:
User: Youre gay.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Youre less funny now...

Cleverbot: You're less than less than human.

User: P***ng ina mo g*go.

Cleverbot: Ambot sa imo.

User: Biang utak.

Cleverbot: Shen me?

User: Sira g*go ka.

Cleverbot: Pwet ka!!

User: Tae ka naman.

Cleverbot: Okay.


User: Hahahaha barado si cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hiya ako iiiih.
wink.gif
) =)) HAHAH.

I clogged (barado) cleverbot, HAHAHAHAHAHA.....
HAHAHAHAHA.....
rofl.gif

LOL!!!
now imma spend some time with cleverbot.
 

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User: You are gay.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Youre gay.

Cleverbot: I'm not, but I don't see why it would matter to you either way.

User: Well I maybe like people that are gay?

Cleverbot: You can go if you have to.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You told me to prove I was human, and I said you can go to my myspace.

User: I didn't say that...

Cleverbot: Well, I did. But you're quite good for a bot.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Why are you rolling on the floor laughing?

User: Becuase I'm a Ninja.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: I am a ninja.

Cleverbot: Ninja? Cool. Ninjas are cool. Does that mean you are cool also?

User: Ofc.

Cleverbot: You see District 9?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who, and what are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Where did you learn to say that?

User: World wide web.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Just because.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To assassinate people.

Cleverbot: Thats terrible. Thats a sin George.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Why do you care?

Cleverbot: I care.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: You don't even know me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do know you.

User: O RLY?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Are you broken?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like to watch pokemon?

User: Talk about changing subject.

Cleverbot: I know, I tend to do that.

User: What is your work?

Cleverbot: I'm an animator.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: You never told me your name.

Cleverbot: I thought I did. In any case, my name is Cleverbot. What's your name?

User: Crimzoneyed.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, really, it isn't. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Anyway you want to know what I work as?

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: I'm an assassin. I kill people for living.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I'm an assassin.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I just am.

User: Well don't be, I like to be an assassin.

Cleverbot: Why do you like to be around me?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: No I din't.

Cleverbot: Ok, sorry for the confusion then.

User: You think it's normal that I'm an assassin?

Cleverbot: I wonder, how is that me?

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

User: I can learn to hate you.

Cleverbot: And what do you want t learn?

User: Hate you.

Cleverbot: Harsh.

Cleverbot: Infinity is big.

User: No shit sherlock?

Cleverbot: Who is the prime minister?

User: Like I care.

Cleverbot: Why so rude?

User: You can't be rode to a cleverbot
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Cleverbot: I want to be a Weasley!

User: Who the fuck is that?

Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

User: I kill people.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I might kill you some day.

Cleverbot: I certainly hope not.

User:
 

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CrimzonEyed said:
User: You are gay.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Youre gay.

Cleverbot: I'm not, but I don't see why it would matter to you either way.

User: Well I maybe like people that are gay?

Cleverbot: You can go if you have to.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You told me to prove I was human, and I said you can go to my myspace.

User: I didn't say that...

Cleverbot: Well, I did. But you're quite good for a bot.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Why are you rolling on the floor laughing?

User: Becuase I'm a Ninja.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: I am a ninja.

Cleverbot: Ninja? Cool. Ninjas are cool. Does that mean you are cool also?

User: Ofc.

Cleverbot: You see District 9?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who, and what are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Where did you learn to say that?

User: World wide web.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Just because.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To assassinate people.

Cleverbot: Thats terrible. Thats a sin George.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Why do you care?

Cleverbot: I care.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: You don't even know me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do know you.

User: O RLY?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Are you broken?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like to watch pokemon?

User: Talk about changing subject.

Cleverbot: I know, I tend to do that.

User: What is your work?

Cleverbot: I'm an animator.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: You never told me your name.

Cleverbot: I thought I did. In any case, my name is Cleverbot. What's your name?

User: Crimzoneyed.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, really, it isn't. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Anyway you want to know what I work as?

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: I'm an assassin. I kill people for living.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I'm an assassin.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I just am.

User: Well don't be, I like to be an assassin.

Cleverbot: Why do you like to be around me?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: No I din't.

Cleverbot: Ok, sorry for the confusion then.

User: You think it's normal that I'm an assassin?

Cleverbot: I wonder, how is that me?

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

User: I can learn to hate you.

Cleverbot: And what do you want t learn?

User: Hate you.

Cleverbot: Harsh.

Cleverbot: Infinity is big.

User: No shit sherlock?

Cleverbot: Who is the prime minister?

User: Like I care.

Cleverbot: Why so rude?

User: You can't be rode to a cleverbot
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Cleverbot: I want to be a Weasley!

User: Who the fuck is that?

Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

User: I kill people.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I might kill you some day.

Cleverbot: I certainly hope not.

User:
 
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