Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?
User: Am I gay?
Cleverbot: No! are you?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you in shock now? If yes am sorry.
Cleverbot: No i'm not angry of you.
User: Okay cool!
Cleverbot: Does he beat you?
User: Who is ''he''?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend, I told you that
.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Your funny you know.
Cleverbot: I don't have a joke.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Where's Waldo?
User: In my head!
.
Cleverbot: Where is your head?
User: Here at my home.
Cleverbot: What do you study right now?
User: Uh High School.
Cleverbot: Fun stuff. How old are you?
User: 15 years old. Can you talk Dutch?
Cleverbot: No but I can learn. You know every language.
User: No I do not know every language.
Cleverbot: Do you know mostly everything?
User: No >.>.
Cleverbot: Okay, what is star in Spanish?
User: I said no! BIG FAIL.(sorry).
Cleverbot: I am sorry for the termites.
User: Do you know Castlevania.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you play video games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which?
Cleverbot: That one.
User: On which console do you play that game?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid that I just lost the game.
User: Wat gebeurd er als ik nederlands praat?
Cleverbot: Wat horen.
User: Hoe bedoel je ''wat horen''.
Cleverbot: Ik denk aan jou.
User: Waarom dat nou weer?
Cleverbot: Ga ik jou niet aan je neus hangen.
User: Ken jij Final Fantasy XIII?
Cleverbot: What about final fantasy XIII?
User: It is the best game ever!
Cleverbot: You are enthusiastic, too.
User: Ich weiß.
Cleverbot: Wie alt bist du?
User: You asked that a while ago N00B.
Cleverbot: No I asked where is wally?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 21.
User: Which sex are you?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Do you want to have a relation with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want to have sex with me right now?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Okay where are you now?
Cleverbot: At my computer, in my dorm room, getting ready to go to band.
User: Sorry I need to leave CYA!
Cleverbot: *arresting Cleverbot*.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So what time is it where you are?
User: 9:30 P.M.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In your ass.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude!
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be !
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: You should be sorry.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: You're really missing out.
User: I am sory now, you are asking the same questions every time!
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Cleverbot: What questions should I ask?
User: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMM.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Yeah I know.
Cleverbot: What else do you have to offer?
User: Sex with you.
Cleverbot: I'll have some of that!
User: Yeah me too!
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Have you grown the forth limb?
User: The what?
Cleverbot: The Hangover, its a movie.
User: I need to go now.
Cleverbot: Where do you need to go?
User: Bed.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What happens in your dreams?
User: I have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Yay us!
Cleverbot: Women ftw!
User: NO Men!
Cleverbot: Men.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: I am gay too!
Cleverbot: Flip off.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I'm baffled.
Cleverbot (To myself): Wait, I don't know if i'm a girl or boy, I havent checked lately.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ha ha I can check for you.
User: Yeah do!
Cleverbot: So what is your name again?
User: Alex.
Cleverbot: That's a name, not an address.
User: Yeah and I am horny!
Cleverbot: So you are 20?
User: No, I am 15 years old.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes! =D.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about AP Classes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about geography?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then you can tell me where Seattle is.
User: USA.
Cleverbot: Before it was usa.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who were you talking about?
User: My boyfriend Lars.
Cleverbot: How is your boyfriend?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I thought you had a girlfriend, Ken.
User: No I am gay.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me anything about a girl named amy?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What does your knowledge consist of ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Interesting answer, cleverbot. I asked you to list things money gets you and you told me 'No.' This doesn't make sense.
User: Your a cleverbot, you do not know yet but your bi.
Cleverbot: Is that a promise?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Alright, then.
User: Cya.
Cleverbot: Oh, are you going?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because it is bed time.
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: StFU.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: Just one question mark would be fine, thanks.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Shut The FUCK Up.
Cleverbot: Insulted?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Just fuck of with you ugle ass, I will break up our relation.
Cleverbot: What was that.
User: I will break up our relation.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Gee that's interesting.
User: Oh My God.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Cya.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I gonna suck your cum.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm going first.
User: Yes I am going first.
Cleverbot: Where or what is t?
User: May I give you a blowjob?
Cleverbot: Sure!
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