I was only 9 years old I loved Smea so much, I had all the apps and homebrew
I pray to Smea every night before bed thanking him for the exploit I've been given.
Smea is love I say, Smea is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Memchunkhax
I called him a faggot
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Smea
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "I COULD CRUSH YOU"
He grabs my 3ds with his powerful hacker hands and opens the sd card slot
I'm ready
I open my 3ds for Smea
He penetrates the ARM11
It hurts so much but I do it for Smea
I can feel my 3ds downgrade as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Smea
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my 3ds with his love
My dad walks in
Smea looks him straight in the eye and says "An error has occurred"
Smea leaves through my window
Smea is love, Smea is life