Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal

[Naouak]

I bet that Chuck Norris will win.

 

[lagman]

Bruce Lee.

 

[nintendofreak]

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Winning would be a breeeze.

 

[BoneMonkey]

z0mG yu arrrz a n0013! URKEL P0w3z !

lol seriously one guy with a gun would kick all those ppl's asses

 

[jimmy j]

Bruce Lee already kicked Norris' arse in Way of the Dragon, and he would have beat the shit out of Steven "Slappy" Seagal, so I'm voting Rambo!

 

[Naouak]

Bruce Lee already kicked Norris' arse in Way of the Dragon, and he would have beat the shit out of Steven "Slappy" Seagal, so I'm voting Rambo!

yes but Bruce lee is dead and Chuck Norris is still alive. But Steven Seagal got trained by the shaolin monks !

 

[jimmy j]

Bruce Lee already kicked Norris' arse in Way of the Dragon, and he would have beat the shit out of Steven "Slappy" Seagal, so I'm voting Rambo!

yes but Bruce lee is dead and Chuck Norris is still alive. But Steven Seagal got trained by the shaolin monks !

Don't care! Shaolin monks are pussies! Rambo and his taliban friends would dust the lot of 'em!

 

[Hadrian]

Meh fuck 'em all I'm going for Bruce Campbell, he can twat them all with his mighty chin.

 

[sirAnger]

Richard Dean Anderson. That is all.

edit: Ooh I might have to scratch that for Bruce Campbell.

 

[mthrnite]

5uck3rpunch has my back... screw 'em all!

 

[skullstatue]

Chuck Norris is a very talented fighter (supposedly), but (correct me if I am wrong) he was the heavyweight champion of the World Combat League. I don't think WCL is anything compared to the guys in the UFC. But then again, I wasn't alive to see him fight.

 

[Mewgia]

Obi Wan has a light saber to make heads roll, and can push people over the edge of buildings to their deaths from far away.

So he wins >_>

 

[jimmy j]

Screw you all! This guy knows what he's talking about and you are all WRONG!

 

[Mangofett]

I will win. My giant yellow head will roll over you and collect you as if my head was that ball from Katamari Damacy.

 

[Hadrian]

Screw you all! This guy knows what he's talking about and you are all WRONG!

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Henry Winkler? HENRY WINKLER??? Have you seen him dressed as Captain Hook? HE WORE TIGHTS IN MANY THINGS.

 

[jimmy j]

@hadrian

 

[Hadrian]

@hadrian

Sit on what...a chair? Or Henry's wrinkled dick? Oh yeah I heard he'll like that, I bet he likes gooey bombs too.

Henry smells of Keith Richard sick and has David Gest hair...there I said it.

Nah just joshing chief I'm sure hes alright.

Right I'm sick of annoying people, nightie night.

Lots of Love to you all.

 

[jimmy j]

 

[Naouak]

wow, Brue Lee rocks. Oo

 

[jimmy j]

wow, Brue Lee rocks. Oo

Legend!