Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal

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Who will win the fight ?

  1. Chuck Norris

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  2. Steven Seagal

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  3. It would be world's end

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  4. Bruce Lee

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  5. Me

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  6. Obiwan Kenobi

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Jun 4, 2007

Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal by Naouak at 8:24 PM (3,059 Views / 0 Likes) 27 replies

  1. Naouak
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    I bet that Chuck Norris will win.
     


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    Bruce Lee.
     
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    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

    Winning would be a breeeze.
     
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    z0mG yu arrrz a n0013! URKEL P0w3z !

    lol seriously one guy with a gun would kick all those ppl's asses
     
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    Bruce Lee already kicked Norris' arse in Way of the Dragon, and he would have beat the shit out of Steven "Slappy" Seagal, so I'm voting Rambo!

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    yes but Bruce lee is dead and Chuck Norris is still alive. But Steven Seagal got trained by the shaolin monks !
     
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    Don't care! Shaolin monks are pussies! Rambo and his taliban friends would dust the lot of 'em! [​IMG]
     
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    Meh fuck 'em all I'm going for Bruce Campbell, he can twat them all with his mighty chin.
     
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    Richard Dean Anderson. That is all.

    edit: Ooh I might have to scratch that for Bruce Campbell.
     
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    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    5uck3rpunch has my back... screw 'em all!
     
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    Chuck Norris is a very talented fighter (supposedly), but (correct me if I am wrong) he was the heavyweight champion of the World Combat League. I don't think WCL is anything compared to the guys in the UFC. But then again, I wasn't alive to see him fight.
     
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    Obi Wan has a light saber to make heads roll, and can push people over the edge of buildings to their deaths from far away.

    So he wins >_>
     
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    Screw you all! This guy knows what he's talking about and you are all WRONG!

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    I will win. My giant yellow head will roll over you and collect you as if my head was that ball from Katamari Damacy.

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    @hadrian
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    Sit on what...a chair? Or Henry's wrinkled dick? Oh yeah I heard he'll like that, I bet he likes gooey bombs too.

    Henry smells of Keith Richard sick and has David Gest hair...there I said it.

    Nah just joshing chief I'm sure hes alright.

    Right I'm sick of annoying people, nightie night.

    Lots of Love to you all.
     
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    wow, Brue Lee rocks. Oo
     
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    Legend! [​IMG]

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