Can you guys help me?

[Sop]

I need to create a fake poster for my toy cannon (we get extra marks) and I suck at anything shoop da woop related.

So it's basically a potato cannon with a base.
It will (not really) cost 4 easy payments of 4.95 plus P&H.
Uhh.. It's called a... Damn! Can anyone think of catchy name?
It needs to be colorful.
I would take a picture of it but my iPod Touch doesn't connect to my PC.
It's (supposedly) made of quality parts and is (supposed to be) safe.
For ages 12+.
Add some random R4 crap is you want (not stupid things, but things like "Latest technology!" and nothing in chingrish)
And it has wheels.
The gun is black the base is yellow.
It comes with a target.
It shoots ping pong balls.
The company is.. Damn! Well the people manufacturing it are Jarod (best friend) and Daniel (me) if anyone wants to make a company.

 

[Nathan Drake]

I'm sure everybody is jumping at the thought of doing your school project for you.

 

[Sop]

Uhh.. that's not even part of the project, it's extra credit.

 

[Sop]

Uhh.. that's not even part of the project, it's extra credit.

The project was to make/design the toy.

 

[Nathan Drake]

They would still be getting you and your buddy the grade for their work.

 

[KingdomBlade]

Uhh.. that's not even part of the project, it's extra credit.

The project was to make/design the toy.

Then I don't see the point. The extra credit project is only for extra credit, if you don't need it and you can't do it, then don't.