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  1. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    Post a problem and i will give you bad advice to it
     
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    I have a test tomorrow, my last test at uni for my favourite subject (Historical introduction to English language) and I haven't studied the boring part of it (External history: grammars and dictionaries from Modern English onwards). Also, these hooligans in Spain are so happy they won't let me sleep.

    What should I do? I have some notes on my pocket, just in case... [​IMG]
     
  3. coolbho3000

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    Hi bonemonkey,

    My pants are broken
     
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    There is no bacon in the house. What do i do?
     
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    I don't have a girlfriend [​IMG]
     
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    My foot is asleep!
     
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    There are enemy ships on my tail. What should I do?
     
  8. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    Alot of ppl will tell you drugs are bad i say there not! buy cocaine BUT instead of shooting it into your viens shoot it directly into your penis/vagina that will give you the exact same pleasure of eating a delicous piece of crisp salty bacon
     
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    I desperately want to participate in this winner of a thread, but I can't think of a question. What should I do?
     
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    That is the worst advice ever.

    Brb, getting some coke.
     
  11. ShadowXP

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    Someone set me up the bomb. What should I do?
     
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    Bacon doesn't taste so good to me. [​IMG] What should I do
     
  13. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    Go into your cargo bay and take a HUGE dump then open up the bay doors your poop will fly out and hit enemy ships
     
  14. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    Most ppl run away from bombs cause there pussies/gays/midgets i say you set that bomb down on the floor and sit on it till it explodes LIKE A REAL MAN!
     
  15. Minox

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    Why is bacon the meaning of life and why should I care?

    Edit:I also feel an urge to throw paint at someone. What should I do?
     
  16. ShadowXP

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    I don't know whether to go to bed, and I don't want to kill myself. What should I do?
     
  17. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    Most ppl think that jesus died for our sins well there wrong its a lie that the vatican thought up in order to steal money from us the fact of the matter it that jesus died for our bacon

    Bacon is the food of the gods forged by Buddha himself thats why he is soo portly

    Its a huge conspiracy made up by the vatican buddhists and the illumnati i can't go into anymore detail as i fear for my life

    As for your paint situation i say instead of throwing paint at someone why not drink it? It looks like a milkshake ! or drink some of the paint and then trow the rest at someone!
     
  18. Destructobot

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    This thread is offensive to black midgets who don't want to be involuntarily included in other people's suicide plans. Should I report it?
     
  19. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    You need to contact a organization named B.M.J.L. (Black Midget Justice League) they will help you BUT black midgets arent ppl therefore i cannot offend them
     
  20. ShadowXP

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    Let me rephrase that: I don't know whether I should go to bed, and I don't want to die. BONEMONKEY YOU FUCKING FAILED.
     
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