Ever wished you could browse pornhub in peace without theses little fuckers annoying you to play?
Well, fear no more for I have found a way to keep these mofos entertained indefinitely!
Take a squeaky toy, bury it under your bed sheets, and make sure to put all your weight on it.
The dumb fucks will try to dig out the fucking squeaky toy until they faint out of tiredness.
Results may vary, if you don't feed them nor keep them hydrated they might faint even faster!
BaNaNa Seal of Quality!
Pro tip: A Karate Chop on their heads might work to! But who's got a third hand!? ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Not me! I've got a third leg instead.
And remember! She'll put you in the friendzone if you treat her nicely. A hit or two to remind her who's boss!
Well, fear no more for I have found a way to keep these mofos entertained indefinitely!
Take a squeaky toy, bury it under your bed sheets, and make sure to put all your weight on it.
The dumb fucks will try to dig out the fucking squeaky toy until they faint out of tiredness.
Results may vary, if you don't feed them nor keep them hydrated they might faint even faster!
BaNaNa Seal of Quality!
Pro tip: A Karate Chop on their heads might work to! But who's got a third hand!? ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Not me! I've got a third leg instead.
And remember! She'll put you in the friendzone if you treat her nicely. A hit or two to remind her who's boss!
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