Bad morning post

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

 

[AncientBoi]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Veho]

 

[Ghost]

 

[hippy dave]

BIG IF TRUE

 

[x65943]

 

[Veho]

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

Got an offer for "Pepsi Max No Caffeine No Sugar"
So it's just brown liquid that tastes bad?

 

[MPRTwice]

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yeah, it's called me being positive with toxins in my blood. I don't recommend it for everyone.


Ok, which one of y'all wrote this? who did it?

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[MPRTwice]

I just figured out flu's clues.

(♫)
I just figured out flu's clues,
I just figured out flu's clues,
I just figured out flu's clues,
wonder who I got it from.
(♫)



So how could I have gotten the flu from
-a school,
-a high demand work environment,
-and the flu season?



Do you think maybe the flu season demanded scientists to come over to the school and work hard to cause a flu pandemic?

Kids in unison: "No!"

Well then, was it that the flu is around campus, I worked hard there, and it is a school hence why flu is common given the number of people in each classroom?

Kids in unison: "Yes!"

We did it! We just figured out flu's clues!

Ail time!



(♫)
here's the ail,
it's part of a pathogen's trail,
it makes me want to get a pail,
when I'm sick, I wanna wail: "ail"!
(♫)

(you gotta crack jokes when you are sick with the flu; far better to joke about how sick I feel today rather than complain about it, so if somebody here gets enjoyment from my day, then it's worth it.)

 

[x65943]

I just figured out flu's clues.

(♫)
I just figured out flu's clues,
I just figured out flu's clues,
I just figured out flu's clues,
wonder who I got it from.
(♫)



So how could I have gotten the flu from
-a school,
-a high demand work environment,
-and the flu season?



Do you think maybe the flu season demanded scientists to come over to the school and work hard to cause a flu pandemic?

Kids in unison: "No!"

Well then, was it that the flu is around campus, I worked hard there, and it is a school hence why flu is common given the number of people in each classroom?

Kids in unison: "Yes!"

We did it! We just figured out flu's clues!

Ail time!



(♫)
here's the ail,
it's part of a pathogen's trail,
it makes me want to get a pail,
when I'm sick, I wanna wail: "ail"!
(♫)

(you gotta crack jokes when you are sick with the flu; far better to joke about how sick I feel today rather than complain about it, so if somebody here gets enjoyment from my day, then it's worth it.)

This is high quality bad morning post material

After reading this I feel like I shouldn't use the internet at all anymore

 

[MPRTwice]

This is high quality bad morning post material

After reading this I feel like I shouldn't use the internet at all anymore

I am feeling really sick this morning, so I might as well make a meme out of it.

"Self-Enhancing Humor/Gallows Humor" is how I put up with nonsense in most cases.

 

[Veho]

 

[Veho]