Bad morning post

[MPRTwice]

*spiders eat your eyes*

Okay turns out the bad morning gods actually like your dismissive attitude

Keep at it

They ate the eyes of my conspirators around me? That would explain a lot. Now I see why they have been lax in their letters to me and my strong italian friend.

"Wish you were here."

 

[x65943]

No, your eyes

 

[MPRTwice]

No, your eyes

They are my conspirators' eyes, not someone else's conspirators' eyes.

 

[x65943]

Yours

The eyes that were in your head

 

[MPRTwice]

Yours

The eyes that were in your head

Yes; my conspirators'. They are my conspirators' eyes in my conspirators' heads.

 

[x65943]

Your eyes, the ones made up of protein derived from DNA in the nucleus of your cells - which is half your dad's and half your mom's DNA

In other words, the ones you used to see

The ones that have been in your head for a few decades now

The ones you used to look at your mother the day you were born

The ones that have nerves directly connected to your ophthalmic lobe

In other words, your eyes

Were eaten in a most literal sense by spiders

 

[MPRTwice]

Your eyes, the ones made up of protein derived from DNA in the nucleus of your cells - which is half your dad's and half your mom's DNA

In other words, the ones you used to see

The ones that have been in your head for a few decades now

The ones you used to look at your mother the day you were born

The ones that have nerves directly connected to your ophthalmic love

In other words, your eyes

Were eaten in a most literal sense by spiders

my conspirators' eyes, the ones made up of protein derived from DNA in the nucleus of my conspirators' cells - which is half my conspirators' dad's and half my conspirators' mom's DNA.

The ones that have been in my conspirators' heads for a few decades now.

The ones my conspirators' used to look at my conspirators' mothers the day my conspirators were born.

The ones that have nerves directly connected to my conspirators' ophthalmic love.

Were eaten in a most literal sense by spiders?

In other words it might have been different:

"Palpatine: Vader! I am your master!"
"Anakin Skywalker: Darth Vader's master! But not Anakin Skywalker's!"

Note: this is kind of fun! I'm just playing around; I mean no harm.

 

[x65943]

my conspirators' eyes, the ones made up of protein derived from DNA in the nucleus of my conspirators' cells - which is half my conspirators' dad's and half my conspirators' mom's DNA.

The ones that have been in my conspirators' heads for a few decades now.

The ones my conspirators' used to look at my conspirators' mothers the day my conspirators were born.

The ones that have nerves directly connected to my conspirators' ophthalmic love.

Were eaten in a most literal sense by spiders?

In other words it might have been different:

"Palpatine: Vader! I am your master!"
"Anakin Skywalker: Darth Vader's master! But not Anakin Skywalker's!"

Note: this is kind of fun! I'm just playing around; I mean no harm.

Your eyes lad, not your conspirators

 

[MPRTwice]

Your eyes lad, not your conspirators

My conspirators' eyes, not my conspirators.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I pray, that I get evicted from earth and get taxed 30% or more in hell and that the bad morning lord personally punishes me. Ramen.

 

[x65943]

My conspirators' eyes, not my conspirators.

Not your conspirators' eyes

Your eyes

 

[hippy dave]

Not your conspirators' eyes

Your eyes

Good work chaps, this morning post is getting badder and badder

 

[MPRTwice]

Not your conspirators' eyes

Your eyes

my conspirators' eyes are not another's conspirators' eyes.

 

[x65943]

Sir I have surmised you may be mentally challenged

Another blessing from the bad morning gods, huzzah!

 

[MPRTwice]

Sir I have surmised you may be mentally challenged

Another blessing from the bad morning gods, huzzah!

The mental challenge today was passed with a perfect score, and I'm not even a perfectionist.

No need to be like this:

 

[Veho]

Sir I have surmised you may be mentally challenged

Another blessing from the bad morning gods, huzzah!

 

[MPRTwice]

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I don't like math as much as I do engineering. Though I do like not needing a calculator.

 

[x65943]

Bad morning lads

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I have a headache

 

[Xdqwerty]

People don't wanna admit that constant negativity isnt bad