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he didn't choose to stay, it just what happened (the 2nd time around), call it fate/ alternate universe or whatever. im sure it can be interpreted in many ways, the whole movie is like that, it's not clear cut either way (that was the idea)
I want permission to not die.
This is just the near tip of the iceberg, along with a four car pileup, this same car nearly hitting me out of road rage, and two people threatening one another after a two car collision, all within seconds of each other.
So, that all combined is the easier part of my day; I also found a wild mouse/rat near our lunchroom, and a man showed up to a firm with zero clothing from a mental hospital/food shelter nearby and walked right up to me, so the police got involved. Oh, and there was plenty of blood.
I am recovering well from sepsis thanks to antibiotics; I am no longer tempted to wish to die. Instead, I feel a strong desire to _not_ want to die; that's normal, right?
The snark is strong with this one: you see, the traffic can't decide between my body as a crepe for breakfast or my body as bone marrow soup in the evening drives, so ultimately they skipped breakfast and dinner, as did I until having breakfast twenty minutes ago.
Can I please have a job where I don't have to die? I _really_ don't want to die. It's kind of the whole immortal thing: I don't age except backwards, but I'd rather have a body that is not torn to shreds or flattened to a crepe, or shot, or outfitted with rabies at work.
By the time I reached the gym, I was having fun with six thousand and sixty punches in forty eight minutes after an hour of nonstop power lifting. I even lifted dumbbells while heavy lifitng weights with my legs at the same time; that was super fun and not a challenge at all. some were worried that 1304 pounds would crush me on a sled leg press at perpendicular to my knees and legs as I rapid fire punched in combinaitons with twenty pound dumbbells, but I assured them that 1304 pounds going past the emergency hooks after the 51st rep in a row was not a big deal; I looked like a grasshopper with how my legs dealt with that, but not joint harm, and I got up and rapid fire kicked to show everyone it was no big deal. At least 1304 pounds is easy next to a semi and a pickup truck going 140 mph on a 55 mph road and trying to car clip me violently.
This is just the near tip of the iceberg, along with a four car pileup, this same car nearly hitting me out of road rage, and two people threatening one another after a two car collision, all within seconds of each other.
So, that all combined is the easier part of my day; I also found a wild mouse/rat near our lunchroom, and a man showed up to a firm with zero clothing from a mental hospital/food shelter nearby and walked right up to me, so the police got involved. Oh, and there was plenty of blood.
I am recovering well from sepsis thanks to antibiotics; I am no longer tempted to wish to die. Instead, I feel a strong desire to _not_ want to die; that's normal, right?
The snark is strong with this one: you see, the traffic can't decide between my body as a crepe for breakfast or my body as bone marrow soup in the evening drives, so ultimately they skipped breakfast and dinner, as did I until having breakfast twenty minutes ago.
Can I please have a job where I don't have to die? I _really_ don't want to die. It's kind of the whole immortal thing: I don't age except backwards, but I'd rather have a body that is not torn to shreds or flattened to a crepe, or shot, or outfitted with rabies at work.
By the time I reached the gym, I was having fun with six thousand and sixty punches in forty eight minutes after an hour of nonstop power lifting. I even lifted dumbbells while heavy lifitng weights with my legs at the same time; that was super fun and not a challenge at all. some were worried that 1304 pounds would crush me on a sled leg press at perpendicular to my knees and legs as I rapid fire punched in combinaitons with twenty pound dumbbells, but I assured them that 1304 pounds going past the emergency hooks after the 51st rep in a row was not a big deal; I looked like a grasshopper with how my legs dealt with that, but not joint harm, and I got up and rapid fire kicked to show everyone it was no big deal. At least 1304 pounds is easy next to a semi and a pickup truck going 140 mph on a 55 mph road and trying to car clip me violently.
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A lifetime of people telling you to go fuck yourself can finally come true
Pls no. It would either be full of missed opportunities or completely empty, and both possibilities suck.
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