Bad morning post

[Cranesbill]

No because I’m having a good morning

 

[x65943]

Bad morning #9 #9 #9 #7

 

[Cranesbill]

Oh damn it must be a really bad morning for you if you didn't finish it with the usual "Everyone!"

 

[x65943]

Bad morning #9 #9 #9 #8 everyone!

 

[AncientBoi]

 

[x65943]

 

[x65943]

It's the last bad morning of the year folks! Let's go out in style

Don't forget to
1. Step on a Lego
2. Crack your tooth on a peanut
3. Forget to breathe and pass out
4. Accidentally run the coffee machine with yesterday's coffee grounds in the filter
5. Get a new credit card and max it out on Cam girls
6. Get bedbugs from the neighbors
7. Cause a house fire throwing a frozen turkey into hot oil
8. Leave your door unlocked and get robbed
9. Make threats about public figures and forget to write "in Minecraft"
10. Start smoking again
11. Convert to Jehovah's witness
12. And wash it down with horse meat and a coupon for morgue visit

 

[AncientBoi]

It's the last bad morning of the year folks! Let's go out in style

Don't forget to
1. Step on a Lego
2. Crack your tooth on a peanut
3. Forget to breathe and pass out
4. Accidentally run the coffee machine with yesterday's coffee grounds in the filter
5. Get a new credit card and max it out on Cam girls
6. Get bedbugs from the neighbors
7. Cause a house fire throwing a frozen turkey into hot oil
8. Leave your door unlocked and get robbed
9. Make threats about public figures and forget to write "in Minecraft"
10. Start smoking again
11. Convert to Jehovah's witness
12. And wash it down with horse meat and a coupon for morgue visit

Out of ALL of those, #4 is the worst of the worst . Thus:

 

[x65943]

Out of ALL of those, #4 is the worst of the worst . Thus:

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I would have expected you to be more upset the money wasn't spent on cam boys in number 5

 

[AncientBoi]

I would have expected you to be more upset the money wasn't spent on cam boys in number 5

I thought real hard between the two, But as you should know,

Takes presidence over everything

 

[Xdqwerty]

I hate myself

 

[x65943]

I hate myself

Me too brother

But the beauty of the bad morning post is you can redirect the hatred at others

I hate *insert name* more than myself

Then, you live for that spite

 

[AncientBoi]

Is it morning yet ?

 

[x65943]

Bad morning #9 #9 #9 #9 everyone!

 

[hippy dave]

Bad morning #9 #9 #9 #9 everyone!

Get back to me when there are 9 9s.

 

[MPRTwice]

I wish all of you a very bad "morning"

Come here every day to remember how bad your life is

Everyone who clicks on this thread will have stale coffee for the rest of your lives (you have been warned)

But...if the coffee is stale, it makes it easy for me to continue to be caffeine free. How can one have a bad day when they feel energetic without coffee?

 

[x65943]

I too am caffeine free

It probably explains my bad mornings

 

[MPRTwice]

I too am caffeine free

It probably explains my bad mornings

Do you sing a sad song just to turn them around?

 

[x65943]

Do you sing a sad song just to turn them around?

Ye

 

[AncientBoi]

Do you sing a sad song just to turn them around?

Ye ...............