bad jokes

[BigOnYa]

My cousin was born with a penis on his face, he was a little cock-eyed.

 

[Localhorst86]

Your momma so fat

we are starting to get worried about her health

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

 

[Veho]

 

[Noctosphere]

Warning : Dark Humor ahead

Sad to say, but people were better shooter during 60's

 

[impeeza]

Warning, this joke made to close a radio program, I Heard it so you have to suffer it too:

Do you know what´s the worst of your 3 year old nice having cancer?

- No, I don't, what?

You can not pull their hair while f*****ing


I know I am the worst, but I can not be the only one hearing it.

 

[CoolMe]

Sad to say, but people were better shooter during 60's

They sure don't make them like they used to.

 

[Veho]

Warning, this joke made to close a radio program, I Heard it so you have to suffer it too:

Do you know what´s the worst of your 3 year old nice having cancer?

- No, I don't, what?

You can not pull their hair while f*****ing


I know I am the worst, but I can not be the only one hearing it.

Pft, fucking amateur

Adapt. Improvise. Overcum.

 

[BigOnYa]

A new giant whale species was discovered in the Atlantic ocean but scientists can't determine the gender, so they named it Maybe Dick.

Spoiler

Moby Dick

 

[BakerMan]

Pft, fucking amateur


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Adapt. Improvise. Overcum.

PLUNGER

 

[impeeza]

A new giant whale species was discovered in the Atlantic ocean but scientists can't determine the gender, so they named it Maybe Dick.

Spoiler

Moby Dick

 

[BakerMan]

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WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL KINDA CRAB IS THAT?!

 

[Veho]

WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL KINDA CRAB IS THAT?!

GIANT ENEMY CRABS!

 

[SylverReZ]

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Mr. Krabs wants money.

 

[Cranesbill]

“They say a banana a day cleans your colon, then I found out you’re meant to eat them”

 

[SylverReZ]

“They say a banana a day cleans your colon, then I found out you’re meant to eat them”

 

[CoolMe]

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

 

[SylverReZ]

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

If they don't touch, it's not gay.