Anonymous: Message to Sony [Video]

[ByteMunch]

Back on topic: I hate the computer voice. Why do they keep using that crap?

Using a "real" voice would make others (government, police, etc.) able to track him/her/them.

You can't track someone by their voice. lmao

Uh, yeah you can...

 

[GameWinner]

Oh rly now?
Thats all I have on this lolz video.

 

[MasterPenguin]

Back on topic: I hate the computer voice. Why do they keep using that crap?

Using a "real" voice would make others (government, police, etc.) able to track him/her/them.

You can't track someone by their voice. lmao

Uh, yeah you can...

No, you can't. There is no "super database" in the government that has a recording of every single persons voice in America, you'd have to be retarded to think that (and it would be hell to manage, since peoples voices constantly change, especially during their younger years.) And if they don't have your voice on file, there's no way to link you to it. The very best they can hope for is to find out who uploaded the video.

Also, using movies as proof will get you laughed at.

 

[NiGHtS]

Back on topic: I hate the computer voice. Why do they keep using that crap?

Using a "real" voice would make others (government, police, etc.) able to track him/her/them.

You can't track someone by their voice. lmao

Uh, yeah you can...

No, you can't. There is no "super database" in the government that has a recording of every single persons voice in America, you'd have to be retarded to think that (and it would be hell to manage, since peoples voices constantly change, especially during their younger years.) And if they don't have your voice on file, there's no way to link you to it. The very best they can hope for is to find out who uploaded the video.

Also, using movies as proof will get you laughed at.

I'm not too sure here. I'm pretty sure by 'movies' you mean CSI. How much of CSI IS real though?

Also, someone said 'L's voice'. L from Death Note?

 

[ByteMunch]

No, you can't. There is no "super database" in the government that has a recording of every single persons voice in America, you'd have to be retarded to think that (and it would be hell to manage, since peoples voices constantly change, especially during their younger years.) And if they don't have your voice on file, there's no way to link you to it. The very best they can hope for is to find out who uploaded the video.

Also, using movies as proof will get you laughed at.

And what if they do have his/her voice on file? Little girl's voice-opening diaries can do that shit, i'm sure almighty american law can too.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

No, you can't. There is no "super database" in the government that has a recording of every single persons voice in America, you'd have to be retarded to think that (and it would be hell to manage, since peoples voices constantly change, especially during their younger years.) And if they don't have your voice on file, there's no way to link you to it. The very best they can hope for is to find out who uploaded the video.

Also, using movies as proof will get you laughed at.

And what if they do have his/her voice on file?

But they don't.

 

[superkidmax]

why does this sound like a movie come to life?
ANONYMOUS

 

[Westside]

Back on topic: I hate the computer voice. Why do they keep using that crap?

Using a "real" voice would make others (government, police, etc.) able to track him/her/them.

You can't track someone by their voice. lmao

Uh, yeah you can...

No, you can't. There is no "super database" in the government that has a recording of every single persons voice in America, you'd have to be retarded to think that (and it would be hell to manage, since peoples voices constantly change, especially during their younger years.) And if they don't have your voice on file, there's no way to link you to it. The very best they can hope for is to find out who uploaded the video.

Also, using movies as proof will get you laughed at.

You are right, they can not track him. However, if they have a set of suspects...

 

[ShadowSoldier]

"You saw the hive, and you stuck your penis in it."

CLASSIC! xD

Colbert Report says "hey whats up, I invented that."

 

[MasterPenguin]

No, you can't. There is no "super database" in the government that has a recording of every single persons voice in America, you'd have to be retarded to think that (and it would be hell to manage, since peoples voices constantly change, especially during their younger years.) And if they don't have your voice on file, there's no way to link you to it. The very best they can hope for is to find out who uploaded the video.

Also, using movies as proof will get you laughed at.

And what if they do have his/her voice on file? Little girl's voice-opening diaries can do that shit, i'm sure almighty american law can too.

And aliens are going to help them too, right?

 

[superkidmax]

then again, why not use a vocaloid :3

 

[Thesolcity]

Back on topic: I hate the computer voice. Why do they keep using that crap?

Using a "real" voice would make others (government, police, etc.) able to track him/her/them.

You can't track someone by their voice. lmao

Uh, yeah you can...

No, you can't. There is no "super database" in the government that has a recording of every single persons voice in America, you'd have to be retarded to think that (and it would be hell to manage, since peoples voices constantly change, especially during their younger years.) And if they don't have your voice on file, there's no way to link you to it. The very best they can hope for is to find out who uploaded the video.

Also, using movies as proof will get you laughed at.

You are right, they can not track him. However, if they have a set of suspects...

They might as well just grabs the youtube user's ip at that point. Hell, Sony's gotten everyone else's so far.

 

[godreborn]

R and D at sony must consist of a group of chimps trying to determine how a match works...

 

[ByteMunch]

No, you can't. There is no "super database" in the government that has a recording of every single persons voice in America, you'd have to be retarded to think that (and it would be hell to manage, since peoples voices constantly change, especially during their younger years.) And if they don't have your voice on file, there's no way to link you to it. The very best they can hope for is to find out who uploaded the video.

Also, using movies as proof will get you laughed at.

And what if they do have his/her voice on file? Little girl's voice-opening diaries can do that shit, i'm sure almighty american law can too.

And aliens are going to help them too, right?

Yup. And bigfoot, he's best mates with the american police forces.

 

[omgpwn666]

This is so dumb... Anonymous, stop pretending you're a group of good hackers, you're not. I say that and don't even know who the hell you guys are. That's the image this video painted on you guys. Posers.

 

[Deleted member 256505]

it can likely be interpreted as a terrorist threat.

This is the blanket defense for the corrupt against all dissenters. Don't like the Prime Minister? You're a terrorist. Don't agree with the actions of a big corporation? You must be a terrorist. Prefer Coke over Pepsi? You're a complete, bomb throwing terrorist.

Here are some other things that will get you labeled as a terrorist:

-Having religous faith
-Not having religious faith
-Voting
-Expressing a view point in public
-Objecting to mistreatment at the hands of TSA workers
-Tuning in for an all new FOX Sunday Lineup
-Putting mayonaise on your chips
-Enjoying a Sundae on a Monday
-Having an opinion
-Slacking
-Not supporting the status quo
-Asking the US President to see his birth certificate
-Taking photos of popular tourist attractions
-Complaining when you've been mistreaed by yoru government, big business, etc
-Reading this post = Terrorist

Back on topic: I hate the computer voice. Why do they keep using that crap?

This. Particularly the first part of the response.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

The only thing I thought was "Lucky bastard has a PS3". Well, I didn't actually watch the video, I just noticed the PS3 under the TV. If he's gonna go all anti-Sony he can at least ship it to me.

 

[Law]

The only thing I thought was "Lucky bastard has a PS3". Well, I didn't actually watch the video, I just noticed the PS3 under the TV. If he's gonna go all anti-Sony he can at least ship it to me.

He probably bought it just to hack it and "stick it to the man!".

 

[junkerde]

websites still work hahahaahha fail.

 

[DeadLocked]

"You saw our behind and you stuck your penis in it"