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Ok pretend you don't know who I am. Pretend I don't exist. Hit it and Quit it is that all you are after? You're a disgusting pig.
No, for real. I'm a girl. I couldn't "hit it" if I wanted to. You're looking for someone else. They're dead, SG. The accident was 20 years ago. You have to let them go.
 

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No, for real. I'm a girl. I couldn't "hit it" if I wanted to. You're looking for someone else. They're dead, SG. The accident was 20 years ago. You have to let them go.
You look alot like that person. They were also a guitarist. A famous girly looking one of the 80's hair metal only out for a one night stand.

They don't understand the struggles of being too sexy.
 
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You look alot like that person. They were also a guitarist. A famous girly looking one of the 80's hair metal only out for a one night stand.

They don't understand the struggles of being too sexy.
It's gonna be okay, SG. They're in a better place now.

The reason we were so similar.. *sniff*... They were my sister. The accident hurt me more than anyone else. And I've never been able to express it, because her fame made it impossible for us to associate..
 

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It's gonna be okay, SG. They're in a better place now.

The reason we were so similar.. *sniff*... They were my sister. The accident hurt me more than anyone else. And I've never been able to express it, because her fame made it impossible for us to associate..
Sister? So they identify now as female? I guess all hair metal rockers like Twisted Sister and Poison will come in terms someday.

Being too sexy is the hardest thing evar. People wanna hate me because I'm too beautiful. They say I have no brains. Sexy people can be smart too. We can have sexyness and smartness, the double whammy.
 
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Sister? So they identify now as female? I guess all hair metal rockers like Twisted Sister and Poison will come in terms someday.

Being too sexy is the hardest thing evar. People wanna hate me because I'm too beautiful. They say I have no brains. Sexy people can be smart too. We can have sexyness and smartness, the double whammy.
They don't identify as female now.. They always have been, they had to hide their true identity for fear of their past crimes in Serbia catching up to them

If you have two whammy bars, you've got an issue. Or a really weird Floyd Rose. But I can feel for you. But it's simple to refute, just shout "I'm not as dumb as I look!"
 

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So hooooooot...yes. icecream.gif
 
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They don't identify as female now.. They always have been, they had to hide their true identity for fear of their past crimes in Serbia catching up to them

If you have two whammy bars, you've got an issue. Or a really weird Floyd Rose. But I can feel for you. But it's simple to refute, just shout "I'm not as dumb as I look!"
That night I thought they loved me i'll never forget.


They said, "Talk Dirty to Me"
I said, "Is this Love?"
They said, "Cherry Pie"
Then said, "Give it To Me Good"
I said, "Kiss Me Deadly"
They said, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
I said, "Rock Me"
They said, "Rock You Like A Hurricane"
Then said, "Nothing But a Good Time"
Later that night They said, "I'll Never Let You Go"
Then said, "I Hate Kissing You Goodbye"
I said, "I Won't Forget".
Then said, "Love of a Life Time"

Next day they said, "Look What the Cat Dragged In"
I said, "Fool For Your Loving"
Then thought, "Headed for a Heartbreak"
Then I, "Shout At the Devil"
 

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