Darth Meteos

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    Darth Meteos

  • Today at 1:16 AM

  i grew a set of MUSCLES watching SAMUS ARAN drink HELPLESS, STRUGGLING ABOMINATIONS
  imagine being so fucking ALPHA that you get impaled and blown up and your solution is I WILL EAT THE FIENDS OF THE DEPTHS AND GAIN THEIR ACCURSED POWER
  
  I'M THE METROID NOW, MOTHERFUCKER

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Sunday at 8:49 AM

  Had me howling, but only people on this site will get it
  

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Aug 23, 2026

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Aug 14, 2026

  bought an xbox 360 slim for badupdate and the upcoming softmod
  grimdoomer says it doesn't work on corona
  nearly had a heart attack, checked the label in terror
  
  trinity. thank christ.

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jul 22, 2026

  Level 19

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • May 28, 2026

  bought a replacement digitizer for my wii u gamepad
  this is what i got in the mail after waiting two weeks

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    Darth Meteos

  • Mar 29, 2026

  planned out my first pokémon champions team. gonna be trying something new.

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Feb 5, 2026

  bomberman collection looks great at $20
  watch it be $40

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Nov 12, 2025

  me when valve casually upends the gaming hardware market on a random day with no warning

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Oct 26, 2025

  31.

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Oct 13, 2025

  2,000 messages
  boy i do yap on

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Sep 7, 2025

  Level 18

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jul 22, 2025

  lmao
  $53.99 for pokemon brain training
  be fuckin fr nintendo
  

  

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jul 18, 2025

  donkey kong bananza is an outstanding video game

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jul 7, 2025

  probably the most evergreen image in gaming
  

  

  
  
  even if it ain't true now, don't worry about all that, you'll have to break it out soon enough

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jun 18, 2025

  Me before the Bananza Direct: ehh... who cares... never was a fan of donkey kong... when's z-a coming out
  Me three minutes into the Bananza Direct: ... OH ALRIGHT -opens wallet-

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jun 16, 2025

  it's uh... it's june 16 and the switch 2 hack hasn't come out...
  i'm sure they're just uh... just a little late, i'll stay up tonight in anticipation

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jun 12, 2025

  the first game i completed on the switch 2 was soulcalibur ii
  let it be known for posterity

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jun 5, 2025

  The Switch 2 Pro Controller is the most comfortable controller I've ever held. It uses the "ooh, that feels nice" technology from the edge of Wii U disks on the whole controller. The analog sticks are perfect, the buttons feel great and the only problem with it is you can't use it on PC yet.

  

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    Darth Meteos

  • Jun 4, 2025

  in one hour i will be holding a switch 2
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