Something whatever Sep 7, 2021 I always get naked before I get in bed so I don't know why this lady at walmart is giving me a dirty look in the mattress section.
I always get naked before I get in bed so I don't know why this lady at walmart is giving me a dirty look in the mattress section.
Something whatever Sep 6, 2021 I went to plug in my granola bar instead of my phone. How're you today?
Something whatever Aug 23, 2021 Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
Something whatever Aug 18, 2021 being a vampire is like winning the lottery, the power of money or vampirism only enhance what you really are.
being a vampire is like winning the lottery, the power of money or vampirism only enhance what you really are.
Something whatever Aug 8, 2021 A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
Something whatever Aug 2, 2021 The world's made up of numbers. Do the math and you'll find your desired solution
Something whatever Jul 29, 2021 It’s July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting out the Christmas stuff out any day now.
Something whatever Jul 22, 2021 "Badgers" is now 18 years old and it still pops into my head regularly.
Something whatever Jul 15, 2021 Imagine beating 1 year old "Tommy Pickles" with a Shoryuken off stage.
Something whatever Jul 12, 2021 talking to yourself is alright until you hear something answer you back
Something whatever Jul 4, 2021 Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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