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Let me save you the suspense; the Switch 2 won't get hacked

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if it's an electronic device, it can be hacked.

I'm not saying that the Switch 2 won't be hacked, but I haven't liked the "efforts" pekple unbenost to the modding scene are showing progress updates like they know what they're doing. they're only doing it to "get our hopes up" that Switch 2 modding is coming soon to a system near you and it's just really annoying.
 
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Newhouse-Estates said:
Dude would you just shut the fuck up already?
You have to be the most obnixious user on the site.
Go somewhere else if you have nothing to contribute.
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You have confused "obnixious" with "knowledgeable." A common enough mistake here amongst the incelgamerboys who didn't pay attention in school. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them think. I have been explaining for months how conventional wisdom here may be conventional but certainly isn't wisdom, and correcting the clowns who tell each other things that they only wish were true as if they were undisputed facts. If that rubs you the wrong way then I sincerely apologize for how the education system failed you.

And... I'm not going anywhere. I'll continue to correct you until you stop writing stupid shit.

As for the other clowns here, and that's most of you, I never, ever said I worked at Cisco. I worked at MSFT and later for a startup that was purchased by Oracle, which is how I retired at 34 before some of you were even born. It was at that startup that I patched vulnerabilites -- not by writing code -- but by downloading and installing the updates from Cisco. As for working for Cisco, I could have had a job there any time I wanted. It would have been a step down for me career-wise though. I guess you have this idea that Cisco was the epitome of tech employers back then, which is hilarious. My only point was that I was very familiar with how often serious exploits were patched on these systems.

😭Toddlers throw tantrums when they don't get their way. I see it here all the time, and I could choose to not call it out, but that would only encourage it. You people seriously need to sell off your collections of stuffed animals/videogame characters, action figures, Amiibo and start acting like grown-ups. Even your parents are embarrassed when they visit and see all that shit.🤦‍♂️🤦

I do love it when low-IQ keyboard warriors try to bully an adult off a tech forum. Good luck with that!

P.S., Here's the most recent reactions to my comments. Note that most people approve or LOL at my comments:
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ChibiMofo said:
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them think.
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Um.... I assume you were trying to use an idiom with a slight change, to reference what you meant to portray, but I don't think it worked out the way you intended. Kind of like how you mentioned in another thread with saying "you have to put the cart before the horse", when the idiom of "putting the cart before the horse" was in reference to doing things in the wrong order. You trying to say folks should do things in the wrong order?

As far as "knowledgeable" (and in that same thread), you did try to claim the N64 had a lack of RAM, when at the time, it had the most amount of RAM out of any console, even without the RAM expansion pack.
 
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DiscostewSM said:
Um.... I assume you were trying to use an idiom with a slight change, to reference what you meant to portray, but I don't think it worked out the way you intended. Kind of like how you mentioned in another thread with saying "you have to put the cart before the horse", when the idiom of "putting the cart before the horse" was in reference to doing things in the wrong order. You trying to say folks should do things in the wrong order?

As far as "knowledgeable" (and in that same thread), you did try to claim the N64 had a lack of RAM, when at the time, it had the most amount of RAM out of any console, even without the RAM expansion pack.
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Chibi has a tendency to speak with confidence about subjects he has little to no experience in, but he did do a Google search and read something he didn’t understand, so he speaks with a veneer of gravitas. The Switch 2 will get hacked if there’s enough interest in it, which there will be. The harder it is, the greater the glory to the guy or gal who does it.
 
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Foxi4 said:
Chibi has a tendency to speak with confidence about subjects he has little to no experience in, but he did do a Google search and read something he didn’t understand, so he speaks with a veneer of gravitas. The Switch 2 will get hacked if there’s enough interest in it, which there will be. The harder it is, the greater the glory to the guy or gal who does it.
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Based.
 
ChibiMofo said:
As for the other clowns here, and that's most of you, I never, ever said I worked at Cisco. I worked at MSFT and later for a startup that was purchased by Oracle, which is how I retired at 34 before some of you were even born. It was at that startup that I patched vulnerabilites -- not by writing code -- but by downloading and installing the updates from Cisco. As for working for Cisco, I could have had a job there any time I wanted. It would have been a step down for me career-wise though. I guess you have this idea that Cisco was the epitome of tech employers back then, which is hilarious. My only point was that I was very familiar with how often serious exploits were patched on these systems.
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idk about you but if I were retired at 34 and as successful as you say you are I dont think my idea of enjoying all my free time would be going to a gaming forum to pick fights over a nintendo videogame
 
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OneAnxiety3917 said:
idk about you but if I were retired at 34 and as successful as you say you are I dont think my idea of enjoying all my free time would be going to a gaming forum to pick fights over a nintendo videogame
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To be fair, he never claimed to be successful. It could've just been that they realised a monkey could do what he was doing and gave him enough severance to get a notebook and some internet access and now he's living his best life as temp's little bully/weirdo.
 
Will the Switch 2 be hacked in a lab/with the right equipment? Yes, most likely
Will the Switch 2 be hacked with a software exploit/a miniaturized modchip solution that can be widely used? Very unlikely
 
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ChibiMofo said:
You have confused "obnixious" with "knowledgeable." A common enough mistake here amongst the incelgamerboys who didn't pay attention in school. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them think. I have been explaining for months how conventional wisdom here may be conventional but certainly isn't wisdom, and correcting the clowns who tell each other things that they only wish were true as if they were undisputed facts. If that rubs you the wrong way then I sincerely apologize for how the education system failed you.

And... I'm not going anywhere. I'll continue to correct you until you stop writing stupid shit.

As for the other clowns here, and that's most of you, I never, ever said I worked at Cisco. I worked at MSFT and later for a startup that was purchased by Oracle, which is how I retired at 34 before some of you were even born. It was at that startup that I patched vulnerabilites -- not by writing code -- but by downloading and installing the updates from Cisco. As for working for Cisco, I could have had a job there any time I wanted. It would have been a step down for me career-wise though. I guess you have this idea that Cisco was the epitome of tech employers back then, which is hilarious. My only point was that I was very familiar with how often serious exploits were patched on these systems.

😭Toddlers throw tantrums when they don't get their way. I see it here all the time, and I could choose to not call it out, but that would only encourage it. You people seriously need to sell off your collections of stuffed animals/videogame characters, action figures, Amiibo and start acting like grown-ups. Even your parents are embarrassed when they visit and see all that shit.🤦‍♂️🤦

I do love it when low-IQ keyboard warriors try to bully an adult off a tech forum. Good luck with that!

P.S., Here's the most recent reactions to my comments. Note that most people approve or LOL at my comments:
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Ain't no way this sites second biggest troll worked at Microsoft
 
Givemesteak said:
Looking forward to the day you are proven incorrect. (because you will be).
And then I am going to hang you out for your embarrassment.
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I really have a feeling that they won't be proven incorrect.

The Switch 1 didn't get any new exploit for years already. If you have an iPatched/Mariko/Lite/OLED unit, you still can't softmod it. If you want coldboot, you still have to solder a chip.

If it wasn't for nVIDIA's fault with RCM and some of the vulnerabilities in older HorizonOS, we still wouldn't have a hack for Switch 1 at all.
 

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