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    Temper Pics - Post Them Shits Up, Son

    I'm breaking silence (and wind) to up some new pics of the gloriousness that is me. Also, my attempt to break the forum is also interweaved within this post's purpose.
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    pretty cool guy

    I think iTech is a pretty good gay. I mean cool gay! I mean guy! Shit, I'm wasted :'(
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    Time to spam on this thread

    http://www.dream-marriage.com/gallery.php?...CFQGm1Aod0WgHQg ^^ I bought four of these last spring. I had to send one back because she had a defect. (The defect was that she somehow learned how to speak English:( ) I still have one in nowhere-near-as-hell mint condition if you're interested...
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    I Am Supermario

    Regardless of the fact that this post has as much to do with Super Mario as my mom has to do with self-esteem, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that you are all free to add me to your MSN. (Yes, I sold my soul a while back and switched over to the great Leviathan Microsoft unleashed...
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    Zombie Strippers

    Ah shit man! This is gonna replace "Scent of a woman 2: An anorexic bitch's fart" starring Keira Knightley as my all-time favorite film!! [EDIT: I mean it. This movie is gonna rock. Just editing to let you know how serious I am about this movie. I'm already anticipating the sequel - that...
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    Temper Pics - Post Them Shits Up, Son

    I ain't camera-shy no more! After starring in four hamsterporn flics (one was nominated for an academy award, for some obscure reason) and three Breadway musicals (it's the alley behind the local Shop N' Lift, where the *real* scene is at), I have no problem gracing you with my untouchable...
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    The McDonalds McRib is made of AWESOME!!!!

    Sometimes the simplest of answers enlighten the most complex of life riddles. After having worked for Micky'Ds, I finally learned the secret ingredient that makes their burgers taste like shit: feces. I know, it sounds hard to believe at first, but really, shit is an important ingredient in...
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    I'm Black!

    ... Remember me? No? WTF is wrong with you? Still don't know who the shit I am? I'm fatherfucking iTech! AKA Mike The Spike! Did y'all miss me? Off course you did, even I would miss me. I did actually, miss myself, when I tried to commit suicide with a machine gun many months ago. It took...
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    Even bigger then the tempcast annoucement!

    It's all true! I have signed-on to do all the podcasts once I return from the future. (I'm still looking for an flexible-enough AsHole to tap into before I can leave (AsHole = Astrodimensional Hole)) The device can only play podcasts, audio recordings of the sounds Antony Hopkins makes in bed...
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    last person to post in this topic wins a..

    Everyone in this forum is a Nazi. Including the moderators, who are closet Nazis. And everyone replying to this thread is not only an avid supporter of the SS, but also a dirty Nazisexual. The pope, Satan bless his soul, is also a Nazi. Dick Cheney is a Nazi, he was personally indoctrinated by...
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    My dad's passing within the next 3 days.

    I was aware of your father's illness as you complained previously in a thread about the expenses made for cancer medication. I'm sorry to hear of your loss. Because for all intents and purposes, God is a psychopathic Anus.
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    What kind of keyboard layout do you have?

    BORAK? WTF is that. I use PIMP. That's the layout for kings. That's right, the P is on there twice; because it's an important letter. (It's in the words Penis, Payroll, and Hot Ebony Pitches (sp?)) (Now that I checked it out, I actually have an AZERTY, for some obscure and possibly...
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    Best YouTube videos

    ^^ The pinnacle of hypocrisy. Creating child-directed propaganda that defames the enemy as being involved in brainwashing children using propaganda. Don't get me started on Disney .. I traveled through various playdoh-form shaped parallel dimensions just to bring you this; It was just way too...
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    Sick of 50 cent?

    Go son! Word up! Shit yeah homes! Aight. True dat! Man, the little shit got shot three times, in the arm, the leg and the (non-anal) cheek. He was fired at 9 times. The shooter was probably just as big a spastic idiot as him. There's this one rapper you'd definitely get into if you like...
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    Hacking Homebrew PSP WTF?

    Aight. This one homo of mine (that's what I call homeboys that haven't had a fourteen-bitch gangbang with Junglewomen yet) be knowin that I can mod XBOXes and shit, and asked me if I could help out with a problem he be having with his PSP. The problem is, I only briefly owned a PSP when I found...
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