Aight. This one homo of mine (that's what I call homeboys that haven't had a fourteen-bitch gangbang with Junglewomen yet) be knowin that I can mod XBOXes and shit, and asked me if I could help out with a problem he be having with his PSP. The problem is, I only briefly owned a PSP when I found it hidden in some guy's ass (I was conducting a experiment on hobos. I had a theory that more than 98% of hobos have items of value hidden somewhere in their anal tract. I got the idea after remembering that I once found a rare shitake mushroom in my mother's anus as a child by accident (my matchbox car flew up there while she was sleeping on the floor naked after, or possibly during work)). It was inoperable due to exuberant amounts of stale feces and baby mice that clung to it, so I never got to play around with it or mod it. At any rate, the homo tells me that there be a problem. He had the shit modded to play backups, and the little whimp that did this downgraded his firmware to 1.5 to achieve it. However, now he is unable to play the latest PSP games for some obscure and possibly non-existant reason. What I wanna know is the algorithm I should follow to fix his PSP up so he can play backups, and every original UMD game there be out there. I believe upgrading to the latest firmware, and then doing the crack again but this time installing some shit like "eLoader" should do it, but I'd need a copy of Lumines for that, which I don't have since a bird used it as nest material after I threw it out into the yard because I thought it carried an ancient Babylonian curse. I found the copy of Lumines in my own ass once, which is why I was positive something evil surrounded it (could be creap) I'd look it all up myself, but the thing is I don't have any internet access where I'm currently located (The Future). Even this very post is being made by dictating it to my younger self through a timeportal located in a public bathroom in front of the coloseum in Shinko Saku's Glorious Bowelring (the new name for Rome in the future). I'll explain all that shit later, in a post about prostates (don't worry, it'll all make sense) For now, if you could help me out, I promise I won't go back in time and impregnate your mother to become your father and force you to tweeze out all the hairs between my analrift.