Regardless of the fact that this post has as much to do with Super Mario as my mom has to do with self-esteem, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that you are all free to add me to your MSN. (Yes, I sold my soul a while back and switched over to the great Leviathan Microsoft unleashed upon the world to torment students) - I'm a very busy man and I can't be caught dead talking to losers so I won't hassle you much or reply to whatever insane crap you might think is important enough to bother me with on my busy brothel-scavenging days, but since I'm stuck at home half the time due to a conviction and have nothing remotely more important to do (now that my toilet flooded and I can't throw toenail clippings in it from a distance for sports anymore) Ya know, just in case I get arrested, deported or travel back in time again and all contact is lost. My infamous MSN; firstname.lastname@example.org (My computer is currently located in Belgium for reasons exhibiting hypercomplexity so intricate, organic neurochemical-calculatory-based mammalian brains are incapable of even imagining the smallest aspect of it, so don't ask.) If you're a Russian prostitute, or thinking of becoming one, you're especially invited to add me. Also, if you own Roborovski hamsters, it's best to remove your whereabouts from your profile.