BORTZ

BORTZ · May 1, 2013

Where the fop did April go?

BORTZ · Apr 25, 2013

This still isn't Facebook

BORTZ · Apr 22, 2013

"I'd rather do you than homework" -My girlfriend

BORTZ · Apr 21, 2013

Always fap before doing something you might regret.

BORTZ · Apr 20, 2013

#Wakeandbake #420 #maryjanedidnothingwrong

BORTZ · Apr 19, 2013

Money for procsticutes.

BORTZ · Apr 11, 2013

It's a sad day when the elastic band on your underwear finally snaps.

BORTZ · Apr 10, 2013

dude, what if Metroid was a girl?

BORTZ · Apr 4, 2013

Breaks fast, the more impotent steal of the say.

BORTZ · Apr 3, 2013

Going on 120 hours on FEAR jeasus. And he says I have 2 more "playthroughs" before I can quit

BORTZ · Mar 29, 2013

Fop you, furries.

BORTZ · Mar 28, 2013

Never thought I would be a drug abuser.

BORTZ · Mar 22, 2013

If you can see this, ou made it though the first round of friend delete roulette.

BORTZ · Mar 21, 2013

The girlfriend has been humming "dick in a box" all day.

BORTZ · Mar 18, 2013

My name is Spider and I'm a man.

Black-Ice · Mar 14, 2013

I see many spidermen, in the spiderman ava. Is Bortzy trying to hint he has multiple personalities?

ComeTurismO · Mar 14, 2013

What the fuck? Wow... You don't like Spiderman at all, you've change your avatar. I'm fucking mad at you.

Kouen Hasuki · Mar 14, 2013

ah, makes sense, he one of the forum douches that dont quite break the rules so escapes banning but still continues to be a prick eh

BORTZ · Mar 14, 2013

I made the front page of imgur

BORTZ · Mar 13, 2013

if this status gets over 100 likes, mom says I can stay up past 9:30 tonight

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