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Cristi Barone: HmMmMm JuSt LoOking:)
rydianmorrison: the fuck
Cristi Barone: heyy, I was looking for people to chat 2 I found u in the yahoo directory
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rydianmorrison: Unfortunately I don't chat. Due to a rather unfortunate accident in my youth involving three camels and a magpie, whenever I open my mouth anybody near me is coated in acidic diarrhea. I do not with to harm you, ma'am.
Cristi Barone: My name is Jamie and I love chatting with new people.. Where are you from?
rydianmorrison: Due to my condition I'm not allowed to leave the hospital... please understand it's for the sake of others.
Cristi Barone: Nice Im 18 years old i'm going to school.. Can i ask you a question?
rydianmorrison: I'm sorry, but I'm too busy attempting to live out my wretched life away from human contact to pay attention to the size of your posterior.
Cristi Barone: lol, do want to see me on my web cam?
rydianmorrison: Ma'am, while I do have a tolerance for the fetish of others, I will not let you use me for your sick depraved fantasies. I do not have a webcam, and you will not see my horrible condition in action.
Cristi Barone: i just got some new underwear.. want to see it?
rydianmorrison: Listen, I'm glad that I don't have any fart stains either, but I don't go around broadcasting it...
Cristi Barone: i'm on www.~ if u wanna watch me
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Rydian said:
rydianmorrison: Listen, I'm glad that I don't have any fart stains either, but I don't go around broadcasting it...
I got here and just couldn't help but rofl in real life
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Rydian surfing for free porn has a price... like any messengers your logged into and any email your logged into may get autospammed by the sites you visit. the only way to stop this is to not do it.
(headshake)
Are you sure it was fart stains and not something else more disgusting like vaginal infection discharge?




what color was it? giggle
 

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rastsan said:
Rydian surfing for free porn has a price... like any messengers your logged into and any email your logged into may get autospammed by the sites you visit. the only way to stop this is to not do it.
(headshake)
Are you sure it was fart stains and not something else more disgusting like vaginal infection discharge?




what color was it? giggle
Why the hell do you want to know what color a vaginal infection is?
 

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